A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of L4D?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 9, 2011 · 4:09 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Chillaxin', Off Duty, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software · Leave a comment (113 Comments) |
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Well, going to need to start writing up rules for this alternative method of chess playing.
going to need 3 chess sets, a 17x17 tile board, 16 20-sided dice, and willing test subjects…
Engineer countered by adding another swamp card to his rook which would allow him to headshot the bishop, cast firaga from the knight, and eventually move all the way to peppermint forest, where he could align with his men on Boardwalk to make a connect four, earning him 50 points for a straight flush.
I feel compelled to start making my own rules of chess. Hmmm…
Him: I move my bishop here, and that's checkmate
Me: HA! Little did you know that that tile was booby-trapped with man-eating monkeys!
Him: But, I brought Man-Eating Monkey Repellant!
Me: Still! My queen can escape through the secret passage i built behind the vines!
Him: But it's not Thursday!
Me:…I have a lighter!
Him: DAMMIT
And then the Engineer reveals that there is a ten Engy sentry farm right around the corner.
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You're right, that wasn't funny. I'll go sit in the corner.
Yea, but now you gotta bring the king back to your HQ. Good luck with that.
Heavy is King of Chess!
Only six classes and no hats? WTF is this crap! And those rooks… the noobs won't quit with the W plus M1
I don't see any problems. This is how I play chess, isn't it for all of us?
This only proves that there will be a TF2 board game.
Roll a 1: Move 1 space
Roll a 2: Attack
Roll a 3:Buy a hat
Roll a 4: Buy a hat
Roll a 5:Sell a hat
Roll a 6: Sell your family to buy more hats
There are no winners…. Except valve.
Next month the TF2 Chess update!
Spy's with bishop hats!
The unmovable Heavy has his Rook hat on!
Bishop is Sappin' mah Knight!
I saw this in a thread on the TF2 forums sometime last year. It's gone now. Too bad, I coulda found the artist :P
Rook: I love this Bishop!
Pfffff. Real Men Play Lord Loss Chess.
I'm gonna piss off some of my friends by playing with that rule.
It needs more hats…
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Bishop=Sniper
Scout=Pawn
King=Engineer
Knight=Demoman
Rook=Pyro
Queen=Spy
I would add something else for Medic, But I've never played TF2 and I ran out of pieces :/
mmph mmhmmph!
is pyro speak for "That queen is a spy!"
Playing against the spy isn't as bad as playing against the sniper though his queen can kill your king from across the board.
Well that may be, but your spy is a……..DOUBLE AGENT! WITH A HAT!
Engineer is smart enough to be a master at chess.
Spy is smart enough to know he can still win by annoying the hell out of Engie until he ragequits.
Player 1: Redmonds opening, sign of a coward
Player 2: Blutarch's defense, sign of an idiot
I keep losing…. cheap camping blue paratroop a sniper :(
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In every game of TF2 there is always a Spy, and there is always a victim. The more control the victim thinks he has, the more likely he is to get backstabbed. Gradually he will rage quit; I, as the Spy, just help him along.
A chess game that requires the skill of TF2?
Tell me folks. Where do I buy that?
Spy's sapping all my chest peaces
A game for only the classiest of TF2 players…
Bah, ever since Chess went F2P it’s just gone downhill.
I come home from a long errand fraught with bullshit, and am greeted with the funniest thing I've seen in a while?
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Ladies and mentlegen… The world's first Spycheck.
In the second panel the engineer has a bare left hand, in the last panel he put his glove back on he was so mad.
Spys: They Ruin Every Game!!!
The next time I'm loosing at chess, i will try this and see where it takes me
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Somehow the fact that the spah snorts while laughing make it that much more funny for me.
Engy:My pawn triple jumps to your tower.Me:*rolls a double* Thats my defense you cant do anything now!!! Engy:My Tower Evolves into MegaTowerzard and now he can kill all pawns now. Me:My queen sues your tower for assault on her pawns. Engy:Mr.monopoly gives me get out of jail free card. Me:I Jumped all you rooks and scoped your king.I win. Engy:That was a hologram and the king was secretly a pawn and assassinated my king. Me:MY KING HAD…had…uhh…I cant compete with that. Engy:Yahtzee!!!
Just like…Freddy:Thats not fair! Me:Whats not fair? Bonnie:You brought a generator to work for unlimited power?! Chica:You are the first guard to think outside the box…I think…Foxy: I lad. Ye cant do that at freddy and friends. The boss wont like it. Me:Um…just wait…You guys make me pizza?Then i will stop.Kay? Chica:DEAL!!! Bonnie: Chica…its for him. Chica:AWWWWWW…