He was just an ordinary Squirtle, until the Kanto government created the super rare candy syrum!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2011 · 9:40 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Disguises, Here There Be Dragons, Movies, Nintendo, Pokémon, Shields Up, Superheroes/Supervillains · Leave a comment () 104 Comments |
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Pros: Pokemons, Marvel, shields and WW2 ar awesome
Cons: Will never be made, we all know the ending, so patriotic it makes any non-american sick
Do I like it or not?
Also, you guys oughta thank me for blocking anyone from going "TH1RST OLOLO"
It's the first thing in the morning, so I don't have anything witty to say (again! >.>), so I'd just like to say that this picture is winning.
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So, when is the dark and gritty remake?
WARtortle is made by Rocket Media…
Rocket Media has a symbol close to Team Rocket and is likely a part of Team Rocket…
Team Rocket try to take over the world a lot…
IT'S A TRAP!
Now we have another member of team 'roid rage
not sure if "special featuring Blastoise" text in the lower right corner is spoiler… or just additional character
And then Dragonite asks you to join the Avengers.
Huh…how have I never noticed until now that Wartortle looks a lot like a blue shell.
Wartortle Manifesto:
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Kanto,
we shall fight on the SS Anne,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength atop Pokemon Tower, we shall defend our region, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on Seaform Islands,
we shall fight on Cerulean Cape,
we shall fight in the routes and in the caves,
we shall FIGHT;
we shall never RUN AWAY.
He didn't do it for America, HE DID IT FOR KANTO!!!
Captain 'Merica approves of this!
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The Pokemon Team:
Staring Porygon-Z as Iron PokeMan
Wartortle as Captain Kanto
Primeape as the Hulk
Electrive as Thor
Ariados as the Purple widow
And Braviary as Fearoweye
WARtortle, fighting for liberty against communist charizards and nazi spearows!
Turtle + Captain America = Ice Cold!!!!
(sitcom laughter)
There is nothing you can say to make this any more epic than it already is.
On a barely related note, Peggy Carter, the female lead in that movie, was FUCKING HOT.
ALRIGHTY, THEN!
We need more Pokemon/Superhero crossovers.
Also from Pokemarvel…
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<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/Spinarak_Man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
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I'm just a turtle from Brooklyn
So if the non-parody villain is named Red Skull, would that mean this one is Char-Skull?
I can finally sleep at night knowing this exists
He's back. We need dispensers. I'll get someone to spread the word.
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Hail Hydr(o Pump)!
I am a Marvel fan.
I am a Pokemon fan.
I am having nerdgasms over this page nonstop.
I am now in love with Halolz.
so….what does he envolve into?
So this movie is water vs flying?
I'm sorry, but I can't see this movie. It is made by Rocket Media (see top left corner) and therefore Team Rocket. I cannot fund criminal organizations.
-- When WARtortle uses Rapid Spin, does he use the shield or himself?.
-- HEIL HYDREIGON! *double headhand salute*
It took me a second to identify the parody, but when I did…oh, LOLZ were had.
Let's think about this
Squirtle > Charmander
Therefore
Wartortle belongs to Gary and Charmander belongs to Ash
This makes Nick Fury, GARY MOTHER****IN OAK!
and Hitler is Ash Ketchum……
what have you done?
Prepare for shocking tales in " Battles Around the World! ". Our buddies over in the Kanto Region fight off the deadly Team Rocket menace! With Wartortle pushing the frontlines. You can do your part too by buying Pokemon brand battle bonds! Each coming with it's very own signed picture of one our frontline troops for the kids to enjoy! And remember! Gotta Catch 'em All!