They see her sparklin’, they hatin’!
By Sparklewolfie, submitted by Rebecca P.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2011 · 11:38 AM |
Categories: Accessories, Cutesy Wutesy, Fashion Faux Pas, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Photo Op, Pokémon, Too Much Free Time, Under Construction · Leave a comment () 114 Comments |
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Pfft, that's nothing, you should see what Gary Oak's Pokewalker looks like; it's made out of girth!
Instead of the flowers it should've been a Roselia.
One question I must asketh, why?
I also have a funny pokewalker related story if anyone wants to hear it
This should be in a PSA about the horrors of BeDazzling…
Relevant.
Anyone also notice for a change the Halolz watermark is pink for once in this submission?
Hey!
Give me back my Pokewalker!
Sooo… Pokewalker especially designed for shiny Pokemons?
Psh no frilly ribbons and no rainbow sparkles? What an amateur pokewalker job.
Seconded! I'll grab the popcorn!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a poke's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and levels warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The Prof oaks' effect on man.
Whether you're a boy or
Or whether you're a girl,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the level breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Since when was there a Pokemon Contest on accessorizing the PokeWalker?
Anyways, the accessories used are Pink Flower, White Flower, Silk Veil, Big Scale, and Pink Scale.
I'd think it would be easy to catch someone walkin' dirty.
Next time on Pimp my Walker…
Don't tell me this PokeWalker belongs to Lady Gaga…
I'm on Rapidash.
EDIT: Oops, I read it as an Old Spice joke, not a Minecraft joke. Oh well.
So I'm pretty sure I sent in a perfectly good link in, involved badassery and zombies to Shawn. I have no idea where its buried in his inbox, but if its taking over a day to post it here, I can imagine how much spam he might get.
….but it still feels like a slap in the face to get a girl-blinged pokewalker as the most interesting submission for today for something I sent yesterday.
Gary Oak may have tremendous girth and be a huge pimp, but apparently he doesn't understand the concept of gaudiness.
*Glint*
MY EYES!
Who would ruin a perfectly good pokewalker?!? Bedazzling has gone TOO FAR.
Quickly children, gather around the fireplace!
I know this is very much out of context, but I get a tear in my eye every time I see the near perfect standard of grammar this site has. ;__; You guys are the best… *sniff*
…Is it sad I thought this was a Tamagochi until I read the comments?
I can't imagine what design they had for the werewolves of Twilight.
what the hell? I mean seriously? Only in Japan they could do that.
Hey I wonder how my pokewalker got here… *Sees everyone staring at it* I mean whose sissie pokewalker is this? I mean what kinda of girly person would do this to a pokewalker. Not me, because I'm a manly man… yeah…
*snatches pokewalker while out of sight*
so… is it some kind of Hello Kitty version?
I daresay, it appears as though that light-red-and-white circular transport for portable atrocities is attempting to attract my attention! No, no, it appears as though the miscreant device is guiding me down a mysterious void. With my last utterance, I CURSE THEE, CANDLEJA-
Also, I'd like to see that thing actually work.
GAY PRIDE IS FAAAAABULOUS!
I love the way so many people are all, "Oh my goodness, Pokewalker is awesome and ingenious, why did nobody think of this before?" I love it so much because I know Digimon did it first… over TEN YEARS ago. The real world Digivice.
Oh, and by the way boys and girls, Digimon did it better.
This is depressing, my pokewalker's crappy clip did nothing and it fell out of my pocket a few weeks back. :(
Hello! I am Sparklewolfie :P I was notified on my dA that this had been posted :)
To direct at some misconceptions:
Deco is very popular -- I am surprised so many people did not know that! Deco pokewalkers are fairly common to
I deco'd mine because it was cracked and scratched :( I actually like the non-deco version better haha
I am in Taiwan, not Japan
It still functions perfectly fine XD It's just like putting stickers on your laptop :P
Frills and ribbons work better on larger things like a DS. I use my Pokewalker on a daily basis and the surface area is small. I still want to be able to push the buttons and see the screen properly ;)
I painted mine with acrylic paint and attached stuff to make mine a masterball