The unfortunate flaw to even the most epic Minecraft fortress is the inevitable lack of security. Hell you don’t even need to use a door, you can just pickaxe your way through!
By LogicalTom
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2010 · 11:57 AM
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Millions spent to build the stone walls, with the most expensive stuff inside. A moat made from lava or water (your choice) with great defence. All complete with a basic tiny wooden door…
Really? I use TNT jumps to enter mine. *BOOM*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Build massive wooden roller coaster
Ignore creepers
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550285
Mine your first iron the day you get the game
Blue screen of death
…No, really, it happened. Here.
Build Stone Castle with everything you have ever wanted
Stay underground for the rest of the game
UNLESS IT'S FROM IRON
Build Massive Stone Castle
20 Creepers Spawn
Doors? What are those? Real miners leave their doors open and subject creepers to fire pits! If they get through, you tell them "Sorry, Creeper! The princess is in another castle!"
It's either that or a giant door you can't open without super human strength.
there are metal doors either
Thats how I say open sesame. With a pickaxe to the face! WIKAPOW!
Endure painful Courage Cratos poster for an eternity:
wonder why the internet can't materialize a weapon and allow you bludgeon Shawn to incapacitation.
Endure Courage Posts on Halolz
Wonder why the Professor Oak ones are always the only highly rated ones
You meet a creeper in the alley asking for your sword.
Try giving it to him from the sharp end.
survive your first nigth
get kill by creepers during the day
Watch someone build a massive stone castle.
Grief the hell out of it.
Creepers come
Sit in corner and cry
Fuck the tiny door, I base jump from a cloud into the courtyard fountain.
And I don't even have Minecraft.
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When I troll, I troll everyone. Quite loudly and quite proudly.
thatsa nice upload you have there
it would be awful if something happened to it
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I don't usually put doors in my castles…but when i do i use lavaproof ones.