I say, monocles don’t seem as out of place on characters with just one ocular port!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 3:27 PM
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75 Responses to “MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, BUT THE DELICIOUS FROSTED PASTRY IS A FALSE, YET CLEVER FABRICATION THAT ONLY EXISTS IN YOUR MIND.”
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Duhhh whats dat dere thingamajig sayin? it talking in sum kinda smartie pants way of sayin words…Old Bean.
I shall simply comment as the the supposed equation of vote: Awesome! however i fell there need to be an equivalent of a monocle for mono-eyes, maybe just half a monocle? or be ironic and give them glasses? alas I am rambling
This comedic pictoral material features a concept uttered commonly.
Now you are extrapolating information with the use of a hand-held temporal device!
Give me my cake you top hatted chappy asshole or it's the smelter for you!
Another gentlemen post?
"I AM GONNA CRY NOW"
And, pray tell, what are the compounds that all quantify inside the aforementioned delicious frosted pastry? I am filled with a stance of intrigue, wonder and thought.
Your apologies have been accepted for stating that the pastry is false means that I must be still living in a state of good health.
I do believe we can temporarily resolve our quarrels with one another in order to study the world with systematic observation and experiment…. you atrocity.
(Sounds of a static and brittle nature)
"In lieu of a greeting, I must declare that I am in possession of a name sounding not unlike that of certain male organs, but spelled in a manner akin to the the unfortunate human condition of agony so as to ward off the more selective of censors, as well as certain frosted confections not uncommon among the tea parties of more questionable nobility; that is to say, my name is Painis Cupcake, and I must inform you that I about to enact an act of cannibalism of which you will be the unfortunate victim."
(Smiles in a manner not in the least bit comforting)
Sadly, I do not see how GLaDOS can be a GentleMAN, since the devices programming is clearly ment to be FEMALE.
I do believe GlaDOS is the reason I am too sick to come up with a witty rebuttal to her new Gentleman mod.
I also do believe I am fucked now. Oh well. *Spends time scribbling "The Delicious Spongy Cake Has Been Revealed To Be Fictitious" all over the walls*
Gentlemen, I find myself pondering a query that refuses to reveal its answer to me. Perchance one of you can explain unto me… on a person with but one eye, is a monocle is still classified as such, or does it become an eyeglass?
Dearest Shawn,
YOU DUN GOOF'D WITH E-PEENS
Thanks, Jason.
It is also a lie.
Portal references never age, right?
…right?
She would need to be wearing a half-icle for this to be believable. Right now, its just not doing it for me.
so..the cake IS a lie?!?!
my childhood just died
Alas, I was close to receiving a monocle, but then the Epeenpocalypse happened.
As Gentleman GLaDOS you submit this, yet as phycotic GLaDOS you attested that once the experiment had reached its climax I would be the soul recipient of said frosted pastry. Whom am I to accredit?
A false fabrication? In other words, the cake is not a lie? Wow.
OBJECTION! The red core is not capable of coherent speech!!!