I came…
What?
To this city…
Oh.
To listen to a dramatic reading of our Portable Atrocities song!
By TotalHalibut, submitted by Badonk and Stephen
Update: We now have an updated version with background music by akovaski!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2010 · 8:22 AM
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British people make the internet go 'round.
Oh god, someone went and did it…
Should I be surprised?
Card games on motorcycles?
Totalhalibut does it again it seems he has made his way onto halolz
Indubitably, this fictional Japanese portable atrocity-styled electronic online watchable piece of work is as highly good as the ancient written stories of the Odyssey or Beowulf. As well, if submitting fictional Japanese portable atrocity-styled submissions was a contest, I would say that this one was the winner.
*sips tea*
I say, verily am i fond of this chap who announces himself as halibut. For the young man has broadcast many a production featuring the amusement know as "Heavenly Body appertaining to Hostilitycraft" a quite riveting amusement, In which myself and my associates have enjoyed many a reconnaissance.
Indeed. It has affected myself, as well.
I do say, this act of verbosity, despite its intense abundance of language worthy of 69 Electronic Reputation Points, has failed to humour me due to a lack of instrumentals.
I say, I deeply lament the unsettling fact that I am without any devices that enable audible output in order for me to listen to this chap's more than likely incredible recital.
A quandary, this is.
Totalhalibut is epic!!!
Upon first witness of this, I tried to project the lyrics through harmonious phrases. When attempted amongst my peers, I was made a mockery of, and now upon listening to the above submission, I realiize that projecting in a monotone voice would have been the better option.
I liked the part where he said Portable atrocities.
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Read nicely but…
SONG VERSION NAO!
YELLOW PORTABLE ABOMINATION THAT BEARS THE NAME PIKACHU, I HEREBY DECREE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED!
PIKACHU employed an ELECTRICAL CURRENT THAT IS OF A MOST SHOCKING QUALITY, AND MAY BE READILY ASSOCIATED WITH A TREMENDOUS NOISE AKIN TO THUNDER!!
IT IS SUPREME IN ITS EFFECTIVENESS AT DEALING DAMAGE!
As an aside, through the use of sensory organs affiliated with the act of hearing, I have come to understand that you have an appreciative inclination towards Mudkips.
This be dun' gud! Yeehaw!
Oh, aw'm sorreh. There a fancypants con-veen-chun goin' on?
Needed more of this in the background.
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I am highly apologetic, but I must speak my mind and verily proclaim that I prefer the gentlemen translation and version of "meet the spy". The gentlemen in that video seemed to enjoy proclaiming their statements to each other.
I dare say I believe most things sound better when you speak them in a British accent my dear chaps.
I have perused the commentary made by members of the community of the Hollow Cylindrical Object of the Second-Person and members of the community of the Laughter of Circular Heavenly Head Toppers and have seen the distinct class differences between the two communities. I dare say that we are of a higher caliber than those uncouth miscreants. Indeed, it is my belief that our mythical brutes that deliver Negative Ones to our commentary are even above the general populace of the Hollow Cylindrical Object of the Second-Person.
I watched this video before it was featured on Halolz.
DEAR GOD I'VE BECOME A HIPSTER SOMEONE HELP ME!
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schtum up ye drunken wretch
That was… beautiful!
This will be read at my funeral!
I'm going to go get Man Tissues for my Manly Man Tears.