Mario’s always been a huge jerk to Yoshi, I just never realized how many years it’s been going on!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2010 · 7:59 PM
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Categories: Backstab, Best Friends 4-Eva, Irony, Nintendo, Obnoxious, SNES, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, Video Clips, Yoshi's Island · Leave a comment (49 Comments) |
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Mario, Mario, you traitorous swine.
funny true story, yoshi actually saved my ass once after i jumped of a clif for him, just because he had a blue turtle shell in his mouth.
inb4 the "Betrayal" pic.
Just like a normal father-son relationship! But instead of putting him in a home, you put him in a hole.
Or is bowser actually trying to save the princess from Mario's evil deeds?
It's not like there isn't a whole island of yoshi out there… They've got extra to spare.
Italian Plumbers: #1 Cause of why dinosaurs are now Extinct
I'm afraid I'm guilty of this, sorry Yoshi.
I don't get it…I'm getting literally "Blank Page".
Hello, itsa me, Super (Motherfu**ing) Mario! Woohoo!
If he was that desperate to get some nookie, he should've called a prostitute ages ago.
Hey jerk face! You have the face of a jerk!
Yoshi is Facebook friends with Epona.
I'm going to name a quote. Your job will be to guess it, although it should be spectacularly easy.
"Here we have two warring kingdoms, each a mirror of the other. On one side, a nation of decadent, bourgeoisie toadstool people ruled by an aloof aristocrat whose original function has become buried underneath luxurious ceremony, while the other kingdom is populated by a downtrodden working class led by a charismatic union leader, a sort of Jimmy Hoffa if he were a fire-breathing lizard thing- a tragic figure who evokes the paradox of the lower middle class as he loudly trumpets his opposition to those of higher status even while desperately seeking their approval. To this everlasting stalemate comes an anarchistic revolutionary who seeks to bring chaos to the two warring faces of order, symbolizing the inevitable entropy and decay that comes with political stagnation."
Cookie to the first to get it.
Damn it I was going to post that as soon as I watched the video.
Not quite. +1
Of course, Yoshi just should have done this:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=202
Don't you see what happens when you fall off a cliff with Yoshi in Super Mario Galaxy 2? He just teleports with his egg! Why should we care about a dinosaur that can save itself?
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia…
You know why it's so easy for Bowser to kidnap Peach, even after hundreds of previous attempts?
Peach has Stockholm Syndrome. She totally wants to jump his shell.
1, 2, FUCK YOU YOSHIIIIIII!!!!
(+1 for reference)
This is proof that Mario is a jerk when it comes to his freinds. Especially since he does this all the damn time. There has to be some law against this.
One day this is going to happen. http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/th…
I remember playing Super mario world 2. Riding on different Yoshis, Going to different worlds, Touching fuzzy and getting Dizzy. Saving……um….who was i suppose to save again?
This is why
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I did this on Super Mario Galaxy 2. His pepper didn't last, so I'd rather have one of us fall than the other. =P Sorry Yoshi.
Yoshi- Just another pawn for mario