
Not even The Most Interesting Man In The World has the gentlemanly demeanor of the Pyro!
By ROFL-BOT and Davus Lord of Pain


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*flametrower'd*
Stay crispy, my friends
Jolly good, mate.
The pyro, assumed many things and none of the assumed answered, But one thing we know for sure is, Pyro is the highest, fanciest, and gentlemenest class in team fortess 2.
That Pyro is a Spy! Think about it… since when could you understand what the Pyro was saying?!
In the enemy base, he is allowed to touch the intelligence.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
I don't get it.
If he set you on fire, you'd have to resist the urge to thank him.
Aliens have a hat dedicated to him.
He speaks Hurd durrh huur durh in Russian.
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He is the most interesting class in Dustbowl.
His blood smells like gasoline
I have just one question… Where's Pyro's HAT?!?!?!?!?
The Native Pyro's thank you for their help. +1… HI FIVWE!
People hang on his every words, even the mumbles.
The Most Interesting Class in TF2 on Sentries:
Huddah Huddah Huh.
… wait a minute >:O pyro spoke, he shouldve said "mmmph mmmph mmhp, ah dhrnc dhosh ahhigushuh." or something like that…I think or maybe everyone here just thinks im completely retarded :D
I don't normally use guns…
But when I do, I prefer fuego pistola.
Stay toasty my friends.
Now one must make one for the Soldier. I'd totally make that my avatar until the end of the Highlander Tourney!
Yea, my friend and i got rly bored o we made this… I'm thinkin about making a few more of em with each class, so if ya'll have any suggestions i'd appreciate it…
Pyro once had an awkward moment just to see what they were like.
Unfortunately, this didn't last long, seeing as a spy got to him before he could finish his awkward moment…
It costs Four Hundred Thousand Dollars to talk to this Pyro for Twelve seconds.
Good lord, I just realized something.
We just turned the Pyro into a level of manliness that just begins to rival Captain Falcon.
Glad someone could translate the usual "MMMMFFMMMFFFFFFMMMMMFFFF!!!!"
His business card simply says, "Mmmmph hudda hudda"
He can speak pyro… In english.
Half of his fandom is convinced he's a woman.
He is the most interesting class in TF2.
He is the very model of a gentlemanly Pyro.
I axed that question a long time ago…
The asbestos in his suit gets cancer from him.
He needs no weapon, for he sets others on fire with his burning passion… literally.
He had sex with the Scout's mother before the Spy. She was his first…and his third.
He IS the world's most interesting pyro.
If only I had a degreaser…