In Crackdown 2, real men slam into the pavement at a hundred miles per hour. I mean with super-powers and an armored suit, why NOT?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2010 · 9:04 PM
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I believe I can fly.
Parachutes? Where we're going, we won't need parachutes!
those buildings were poorly designed for impact anyways
Now he just needs to finish with a cannon ball into the water.
Maybe the parachutes..maybe they are made of chocolate.
And screw law physics,im on a videogame!
Umm…Shawn, i gotta correct you on this one. Real men run off the track in the sky in their F-Zero Machine and crash into the ground AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!!!
Now that i think about it, that explains alot about Dai Goroh.
Do a barrel roll!
"It's not flying, it's falling with style"
No, see, it's a new sport. You jump off a plane / helicopter and take a sip of Bonk Atomic Punch right before you land. The only problem is they swapped this guy's Bonk with Crit-a-Cola.
I am iron man.
…which means MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STEEL.
That guy there has to be Saxton Hale.
Pilot: Sir you shouldn't jump yet! We're too low! Its not safe!
Saxton Hale: I know the risks jerry! But I have damn good men down there who need me! Tell them its not safe!
Pilot: At least take the backup parachute!
Hale: There's probably no time!
BODY SLAM THE GROUND!
FORCE IT INTO SUBMISSION!
Here lies bill…
He may not be a P****, but he was a F****** Idiot.
Parachutes are for mine and her protection. When I stick it, there's gotta something to catch the juices.
Wait, that's not how parachutes work…
Parachutes? Don't be a pussy.
*SPLAT*
I don't know about you guys, but I think it might be ok to be a pussy this time.
Oh no that poor man is hurtling through the sky at breakneck speeds and the the only thing that can stop him is the cold hard ground. Quick! Get the popcorn!
Buzz Lightyear wants to learn "FLY". But Buzz Lightyear can't learn more then four moves.
Delete an old move?
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Yes
>No
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now you go out and break your bones like a man!
IT'S RAINING MEN!
HALLELUJAH!
IT'S RAINING MEN!
AMEEE~EN!
Hopefuly the gel layer takes most of the impact… wait… what?
I think this'll be the most epic aerial teabag ever!
Prepare to Drop.