Ever since Mister Royzo’s Fancy vs Nasty Update, Heavy Weapons Guy’s catch phrase has never been more literal!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 22, 2010 · 5:24 PM |
Categories: Fists of Fury, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 69 Comments |
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MY LINES THEY ARE MADE LITERAL!
I imagine that the process of obtaining literal fists of steel is quite painful…
indeed they are…
Needs upgrade so that fists will fire off the arms like some 1980's mecha anime.
" Alright, you win for now, but some day you'll rust! Rust, I tell ya! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
Sorry but rel="nofollow">it's already been thought of.
EDIT: Oh great, now I'M getting the hatred and -1's. What'd I say that was wrong? D:
So, Power Fists from Fallout follow the same logic, aight?
Wait, so he really DOES kill babies?
Looks like that Heavy is trying to *steel* the show.
Sure it's awesome now, but when you need to relief stress you will be sorry.
And oh so very sore.
The REAL way to use harden
My comments, they're made of words!
Really? My fists are made of Dustbowl. *rimshot*
My team, it is made of babies!
how do i download the weapons from this update?
BLU Engie: OH SHI-
My joints, they are made of WOOD!
-1 Troll in area terminate immediately I geev all of j00 guys a plus 1 to be safe
and it would be nice if guys could you know return the favor
Hmm, i wonder if Heavy is a descendant of Tager? "Fists of steel!"
This whole update needs to be made real hats and weapons, Mister Royzo should enter it all in the Community Contribute thing. Here's my idea for the Fists of Steel: they make the Heavy even slower, and swing even slower than the KGB, but they always do ALOT more damage than the fists of flesh or the KGB
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF BONE, SINEW, CARTALIDGE, MUSCLE TISSUE, SKIN, AND OTHER FORMS OF FLESH!
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MY COMMENT, IT IS MADE OF OVERLY LITERAL EVALUATION!
This is probably due to him watching IronMan2 and asking the Engie to make him some power gloves.
now you're punching with power!
Another -1 troll? Fixed.
My fists, let me show you them!
entire website is trolls!
MY TEAM IS MADE OF PINGAS!
MY FISTS, THEY ARE NOW MADE OF RED. Ugly.