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Falcon Punch!!! (Short Bus Style)

Poor Matt Hunter, he just couldn’t master the Falcon Punch so they had to put him in the remedial class…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 22, 2009 · 12:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (258 votes, average: 2.43 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Head Shot, Lucky Day, Nintendo, Photo Op, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros

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Can't find da joke
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
same here.
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Short bus, fucking know something you toolbox.
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quoting crackbone:
"SHUT UP ASSHOLE"
all i have to say.
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Meaning Special E.D.
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*SPOILERS!!!!*
Usually those who ride "the short bus" to school are mentally retarded. Both people look like they would be riding the short bus.
*END SPOLIERS!!11!1!1!!1*
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At first, I srs'd.

I never lol'd.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
again, same here.
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I find this to be funny only because I know a retarded man who sounds exactly like Captain Falcon.
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It's more like
"THE POWER OF FALCON CONPELS YOU!"
that's the joke I found
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Out of 10 commenteers, only 2 anonymous (likely the same) know why this is funny.
WOULD IT BE SO FUCKING HARD TO EXPLAIN? (AAAA/Fuck)
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nope, even as short bus, this is not a FALCON PUNCH
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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago
... exactly. Do you fucking know what a shortbus is?
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No, do tell.
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special ed bus
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I guarantee you, the only reason this picture has more than two stars is because it's a Falcon Punch "joke".
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Halolz is dying with natural death.. All the material which created this site is by now exploited to its limits (is it?). Nowdays most of the lolz are repetitive and retarded. It's like chewing gum after couple of hours the taste is fading away and away.. until ur left with a sticky piece of blob in your mouth.
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Ya know, retarded kids aren't so bad once you get to know them. you just never want to get to know them.
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Heh....the guy on the left looks like Ganondorf.
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I can't get into short bus jokes...namely because I ride one, and there aren't any retarded kids on my particular route. There aren't many on the other routes, either. On the bus I've ridden for the last three years there's me, with autism, my friend who has autism, several students with mild learning disabilities, and a girl with cerebral palsy (She can't walk without crutches). I often think stereotypes are funny, but I'm not too fond of stereotypes about short buses.
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RaidenZer0 · 821 weeks ago

I got the Joke and still gave it a FAIL. It just wasn't funny.
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Captain Random · 821 weeks ago

lol, the minute people don't undersatand a joke they blame it on the website's "natural death" to save face. You guys are worse than /b/tards

BTW, you ARE on the internet, a world-wide collection of knowledge... if you don't get a joke you could always, I dunno, look it up?
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Well now I know what a short bus is I feel bad for laughing.
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omg all you people are fucking retarded this websites not funny anymore
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