FALCON LUNCH!!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2008 · 12:27 PM

(184 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)

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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats

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freez902 on October 3rd, 2008 9:05 am

* head falls flat on the keyboard* It's well photoshopped I'll give you that, it's just a bit meh though. 4/5
PhaseMetal on October 3rd, 2008 12:32 pm

“Give your kids something new to chew on”
Deadalive on October 3rd, 2008 12:37 pm

“Good source of calicium” xD

Every Falcon Friday!
Falcon/5
Orion Fury on October 3rd, 2008 12:46 pm

“Snack Stack Attack!”
Runeblade on October 3rd, 2008 1:42 pm

IT’S GOT ENOUGH VITAMINS AND ANTIOXIDANTS TO BLOW YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF.
Suigi on October 3rd, 2008 2:00 pm

If only. Hell, Nintendo marketed Mario soda, why not a Falcon Lunch?
Eszee - Anduin55 on October 3rd, 2008 2:04 pm

E: Appropriately served engulfed in flames for a healthy, growing body.
Shawn Handyside on October 3rd, 2008 2:11 pm

@Runeblade LOL
Draco Advigilat on October 3rd, 2008 2:14 pm

This would have gotten a 4/5 from me, but the comments it's managed to bring out makes it 5/5. Awesome job.
Hirofox on October 3rd, 2008 2:27 pm

Now with extra KNEE TO THE CHIN!
Nick Soapdish on October 3rd, 2008 2:57 pm

SHOW ME YOUR FOOD!
GRiM on October 3rd, 2008 4:20 pm

FALCON LUNCH! It’s super delicious!
B-mac on October 3rd, 2008 5:45 pm

Once you eat it, you can’t uneat it!!!
[chemical.kirby] on October 3rd, 2008 6:03 pm

5/5 for epic comments ;D
im actshully geting sick of flacon puns thru
weird
Random Man on October 3rd, 2008 6:17 pm

FALCON LUNCH, IT’S LIKE A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!

C. Falcon, making us laugh, cry, face palm, and show him our moves since the 80’s… Atleast I think it’s the 80’s… Maybe 90’s… <..> FALCON PUNCH, IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Pigeon Army on October 3rd, 2008 6:25 pm

SHOW ME YOUR EIGHT ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS!
Runeblade on October 3rd, 2008 6:34 pm

@ Pigeon Army

LMAO
GeLaTiNoUs on October 3rd, 2008 6:54 pm

“Better than that fucking tiger that gives you breakfast in the morning!”
Int3r on October 3rd, 2008 6:58 pm

betcha can’t punch just one!
Fluffy on October 3rd, 2008 8:02 pm

Hmmm ok then
Animedevildog on October 3rd, 2008 8:18 pm

*facepalms*
yet, it still earns a 4/5
kurisu7885 on October 3rd, 2008 9:47 pm

Show me your hunger, and we’ll defeat it with a FALCON LUNCH!!!!
Luckydog on October 3rd, 2008 9:54 pm

I think Pigeon Army wins
GRiM on October 3rd, 2008 10:16 pm

agree’d
Marzen on October 3rd, 2008 11:17 pm

This is made more awesome by the fact I’m forced to eat “Falcon Lunch” every bloody day for school. You know how unhealthy that stuff is? About as healthy as a falcon punch to the nuts.
Shady Auhtor on October 4th, 2008 1:55 am

FALCON SUUCK!

1/5
Rayza B on October 4th, 2008 4:01 am

I saw this one coming…
GenEX the Hareoic on October 4th, 2008 10:09 am

So there's Falcon Crunch for breakfast, now Falcon Lunch for lunch… So what's for dinner?
Eight-Ball on October 4th, 2008 12:34 pm

TRY NEW FALCON LUNCH! Its got so much vitamin C and antioxidants, it’ll blow your god-damned head off! FALCON LUNCH! Its like a rising knee to the face! Available in Falcon Lunch, Falcon Lunch, Falcon Lunch, and Nachos!

5/5 Even though mah friends thought of this looooong ago, but were too lazy to make a pic
Blaze on October 4th, 2008 1:47 pm

I’d have some of that!
Batman on October 4th, 2008 5:01 pm

and to go with that, drink new Tropicana Falcon Punch (get it, falcon fruit punch)
someone should post something like that or make a commercial like hawain punch that goes: “Hey, how about a falcon punch?”
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