He’s fast… but he just can’t compete in this modern age of selective breeding.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2012 · 2:19 AM
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Selective breeding, eh?
Reminds me of this.
<img src="http://sharkrobot.com/images/medium/vgcats_chocoboinbreeder_MED.jpg">
I really have to get quicker at this whole Source Filmmaker business.
Awww… and here I was hoping for a source model of a rocket cheetah….
I thought this guy holds the land speed record, not some rocket cheetah.
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/0/06/Next_sonic_00.png"width=300>
And yet he needs to use a hover board to take part in a race…
Before anyone else posts it, I just want to point out that that is Scout's actual voice actor.
OOPS NO JOKE HERE. MOVE ALONG.
You know what else is an unbeatable animal that was bred from the most unlikely of sources?
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/tf2freakshow/images/4/49/Spycrab.png" height="300" width="250">
Rocket Cheetahs eh..? Perfect… I've always needed an evil pet for my doom fortress- Wait.. this thing is on? Oh Fu-
YOU HEARD NOTHING! GOT IT!? I AM TOTALLY NOT PLANNING TO STEAL A ROCKET CHEETAH FOR ANY DASTARDLY DEEDS…… OR AT ALL
Should've used Bonk
Cave Johnson here.
It seems that nature is important to some people. Otherwise those investigations were fraud and we can go back to boiling the egg before it gets laid. Just because we had a couple chickens explode doesn't mean-
Anyways, I just wanted to brief you on our latest project. The Aperture Science Natural-Adequatizer. Turns out Mother Nature has been slow on the uptake, leaving it up to us to improve everything for it. Introducing our prototype the Rocket-Powered Siberian Sprinting Cheetah, or R.P.S.S.C. for short. Where nature failed, this guy won't, and I can guarantee now that when the robots take over, they'll be all natural Aperture Science Robots. None of those Black Mesa Pistol Pandas or whatever…
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Only one creature can rivalize the Rocket Cheetah
<img src="http://psychobuttons.com/wp-content/uploads/mediafolder/shazbot-e1330550873843.png" width="500" height="406" />
The "Shazbot the Hedgehog"
http://drmcninja.com/comics/2010-10-13-20p27.jpg
Entirely relevant.
A proposition for Valve:
Rocket-Powered Cheetah item for the Scout.
It can do what you wish of it, but it would be AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I think I lost my mind when Medic was telling Scout about that cheeta + rocket hybrid…
CHEETAH!
(with rockets)
<img src="http://s3.jrnl.ie/media/2012/07/fred-willard-390x285.png">
DAMN IT! ANYTHING THAT YOU SUBMIT IN SFM SHAWN WILL POST!
You never know until you try it. :D
Does anyone else feel that his explanation for the fastest land mammal totally fits with the tf2 universe? It sounds like a project some of the crazy scientists of this world would be fully behind.