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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 29, 2012 · 2:36 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Disturbing, Gentlemen, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Overkill, Rage Enducing, Retro, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Mario Bros, Weird · Leave a comment (64 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Was expecting some kind of Team Fortress 2 joke
Exhibit A= Bowser "Keep crying" = Heavy "keep crying baby!"
Exhibit B= HATS!!!
Apparently Shawn is not awake.
He forgot to put his submission comment!
No no, the end of the world isn't going to happen just because f@nboys.
If "Gone With the Blast Wave" updates, VGCats updates ten times with the same month, AND half life 2: episode 3 and 4 comes up with in this year, THEN we should be scared.
I'm still waiting for Keychain of Creation to update. Once this has happened, then and only then, will I accept that the end is nigh.
Gee… i wonder why the word DASH in mario's "oh dash it" line was underlined?
Oh joyous day! I thank you, brave red-clad plumber, for rescuing me, this fair person, from the treacherous claws of King Bowser Koopa. Verily, I express my gratitude to you, oh brave plumber. Yet I must add, however, that your quest hasn't ended just yet. For as you see, the fair maiden and ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom is still being held hostage in a completely different, and more heavily guarded rook as we speak!
Two hats: Because every gentleman knows that more hats means more class!
Also used to keep all of those poor and Irish people at bay!
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A true gentlemen needs not to risk staining his attire, let alone his strolling umbrella and dapper hat, in order to end a shelled reptile's life! A true gentlemen needs no other tool but the sole of his leather shoe to lay waste to the vile creatures! But one can also make use of incendiary talents of an enchanted red sunflower, I suppose. Or even the armoured carcass of a slain member of the retched fauna. There is quite a variety of options for disposing the green bigots without getting giblets all over oneself.
…I'm sorry, but that butler guy has a chin that could subdue anyone unfortunate enough to have it fall on them. Captain Falcon and Ganondorf COMBINED couldn't make a jaw that wide.
Wow, this is REALLY digging into the internet archives.
>Sees last 3 panels.
> rel="nofollow">This video plays in my head.
>Unsure why.
>Posts link anyway.
Irish translation:
"Go' a message from the gramm, Mister O'Mario"
"Thank ye kindly O'Smellings"
*Reads note*
"Ah, feck it"
"What a crock a' shite, now I'm a' hae t' recover the buck eejit ye"
A yonder yet
"Top o' th' mornin' Master O'Bunny, top o' th' mornin' Master O'Doggie"
*Upon seeing the turtle; who apparently is lookin' for a dig in the snot locker, Mario becomes fit to be tied and proceeds to soften the turtles cough*
So, a classy hero needs some classy enemies
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"Yes, indeed"
Hello turtle. My name is Mario. You kidnapped my girlfriend. Prepare to die.
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And from that day forward any time a bunch of turtles are together in the mushroom kingdom it's called a 'massacre waiting to happen'
There's far too much class in this Mario submission.
Fixing now.
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Well i say that fellow over there is simply too dashing too even LOOK at for me
Also in Gotham City.
<img src="http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shit-just-got-classy-bender-gif.gif">
Turtles, the savage's animal.
Their murder is a service to the community.
Kill all the shelled bastards.
Down with Stalin.
(That reminds me, this must be the WW2 English propaganda of Mario, as opposed to this:)
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