A vacation so great, it feels like it’ll never end!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 16, 2012 · 1:25 PM |
Categories: Bad Ideas, It's A Trap!, Nintendo, Serious Business, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment () 44 Comments |
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I hear getting a reservation at the Inn is difficult.
Stay there three days, but it'll feel like it lasts forever.
Okay, here's my chance to make it count! Something relevant about the pic? No, too hard… Something about D3? No, too easy… Oh no, I'm panicking! Uh… um… HI EVERYBODY!
Well, at least you could pretend to be Bruce Almighty.
"I'll lasso the moon and pull it down!"
*imaginary lasso*
*mime pulling*
"See? It's closer! And it totally didn't do that on its own! Heh heh…"
Wow!!! Even the moon looks happy!!! (It's got a mad case of gingivitis though…) Seems legit to me!!! Sign me up!!!
You've met a terrible fate, haven't you…?
Or, maybe Sho Minamimoto
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon! "
I just imagine the chaos on the 3rd day…
"But, mom, can we stay here a little longer?"
"NO, WE HAVE TO LEAVE, NOW!"
Note from the Management: Use of ocarina to reset day cycle is expressly forbidden.
Addendum: You are not allowed to slow time down either.
Addendum 2: OR WITH ANY OTHER INSTRUMENT DAMNIT.
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Those 3 days will be so good that you will want to do them again and again.
I think the MAJORA-ty of us can say that this is a bad place to take a vacation.
"You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"
*guitar solo*
"You don't have to go home, but you can't (READ:shouldn't) stay here."
Look at all the fun things to do things like DYING, or hiding for your, life, having a staring contest with the moon, getting hit by small blue meteors and much much more!
Does anyone else think that that moon is the single scariest thing they have seen this week?
Also, no realistic kirby, please.
I can think of a better place to kill 3 days….
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