Here is a video by brentalfloss about surfing in fecal matter! Happy Holidays!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2011 · 11:57 AM |
Categories: Arcade, Bad Ideas, Disguises, Fashion Faux Pas, Konami, Musical, Ninjas, Poop Jokes, SNES, Stinky, Superheroes/Supervillains, Uncategorized, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 38 Comments |
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MY TOES! MY TOES!
Would it be a compliment to say it's a crappy video?
If so, it is downright crappy.
Foreboding for one shitty holiday season.
I'm not trying to be feces-cious, but I think a lot more effect could have been added to this video if Brentalfloss painted himself green.
You know, those trenchcoats probably wouldn't disguise them with the smell.
Great thing we didn't develop smellovision in the eighties.
You sure you don't want to just go ahead and rename the site Flosslolz?
*Sees link with lyrics to something*
*Automatically assume brentalfloss*
*Doesn't watch it*
Also:
<img src=http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-pictures-my-happy-christmas-face.jpg>
More like
Teenage Mutant Ninja TURD-les
Copious amounts of scatological humor?
Brentalfloss, I know you can do better than this! This is just…. shitty!
Wow, Floss is…kinda going downhill. I mean, really? An entire song dedicated to sh*t jokes? Plus, you really need to wonder why he picked THIS song over an entire Internets worth of other songs, and just plain other TMNT video game songs, which just proves that he WANTED to make a song about crap…Combine this with the previous troll-tastic Robo-Rolling, and I think we have the beginning of the end for a legend.
Edit : Edit: Okay i should stop making bad jokes unless i want my E-Peen to drop a level.
Fecal Matter….. Happy Holidays…..
God dammit, Shawn.
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And on a lighter note:
Zircon and Sixto Sound's remix of this tune.
Turtles and Toilets
How is one not surprised?
If Brent's aim was to make me want to merde him, I'd say he was suc-cesspool.