What evil lurks in the hearts of ponies? THE MARE DO WELL KNOWS!
Yes I know half of you love ponies and the other half hate them. Yes I know this has nothing to do with video games. If that bothers you guess what?
By Paulrus
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2011 · 1:06 AM |
Categories: Disguises, My Little Pony, Superheroes/Supervillains, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 164 Comments |
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“Pony goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Pinkie Pie is throwing a party in town tonight. Go see her. That should pick you up." Pony bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor… I am Pinkie Pie." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.”
I clicked "guess what". I had to deal with it.
Hate ponies.
Love Watchmen.
Quite the dilemma.
First, let us analyze why, in this episode, Rainbow Dash is a complete moron.
1: She is completely convinced that Mare Do Well is, in fact, one pony.
2: She understands that Mare Do Well both has a unicorn's magic, and a pegasus's flight, and is therefore an Alicorn.
3: She doesn't even consider that Mare Do Well is Luna.
*insert post containing witty pun relating to ponies and/or Watchmen here*
Ladies and Gentlecolts of Halolz,
As I type this, there is none of that wonderful Halolz drama that is sure to brew regarding the fact that this is MLP, has nothing to do with video games, and Shawn probably did this to troll you.
Here is the Facebook conversation of Shawn stating his intention to post this. Real names of Halolz users withheld, as well as relatives who may be put in harms away. Also, Marzen's man face.
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Anyone who can name what I was referencing will win a picture of Fluttershy fucking a turnip.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Surely they'll listen because he has a hat.
(or she, I don't know anything about these ponies, just hats)
Silly Paulrus, that's not Rorschach! That's Batmare!
(Still, with so many Superhero References, who could say?)
real smart….wear dark colors to hide. IN A ENVIRONMENT MADE ENTIRELY OF BRIGHT COLORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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And I thought Darkwing was safe…
<img src="http://lparchive.org/Darkwing-Duck/Images/darkwing_duck.jpg" alt="Angry face" width="317" height="260" />
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They will look to the future..and they will see…
A NEW, SUPERIOR FAD.
ONLY SOMETHING EVEN MORE ADDICTIVE AND HILARIOUS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
Oh god, I wonder if I'll get -1'ed for this. Just trying to overrun MLP with something better! Wait, now I'll definitely get -1'ed.
Ponies don't say "Neigh"…
…Ponies say "Wilberrrrr"
Dedicated VG nerds on halolz:"GAH! A NON-VIDEOGAME RELATED POST! DISPENSING LOW RATINGS AND -1s TO ALL PEOPLE WHO SPEAK POSITIVELY OF THIS."
Shawn, you have won my eternal internet forever.
….. http://emotibot.net/index.php?content=viewer&…
What about the whores and politicians?
BECAUSE MLP HAS ALWAYS BEEN RELEVANT WITH VIDEO GAMES!
HALOLZ references MLP? My life is now 20% cooler.
Hey guys! I'm back and…. ponies? oh god…. I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!
I'm guessing this is what was going through Shawn's mind when he posted this.
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Not saying that this is wrong, but uh-
Oh fuck it, it's ponies, I'm happy, back to SKYRIM!
Paulrus, you are my new hero, sorry Shawn. :P
nah, just change the captions for "I am THE BATMAN!" and all done ^^
no pun thread that is pun-acceptable
What's that, haters? Oh, I'm sorry, my PINGAS is too loud.
(inafter pony hate)
"STOP ENJOYING PONIES!"
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…no. I won't do ponies. As revenge, I will be Googling Courage Kratos AND bear tibbers. Falcon help us all should I find it.
Hey guys whats going in?
*sees post*
*sees comment Number*
Welp I'm late again
"Oh I wonder what the comments to this post are going to be abou-"
*Sees the shit indeed hitting the fan amongst the chaos of comments*
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to of the best things combined, great
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A video game starring Ponies… Loophole found
Call me oblivious, but am I the only one who DOESN'T see ponies everywhere they go on the Internet? I dunno, maybe I'm just visiting the wrong sites, but I still only mostly see ponies on 4chan, and even then only on one board unless someone feels like easy trolling. I mean, I like ponies and all, but I'm not going out of my way to post them in irrelevant places. The fact that I don't frequent Facebook is probably a cause of this, but still. I just don't think it's the great Internet epidemic that the Non-Pony Republic makes it out to be.
RAIN BO DAHSH
^ thats the improved shout for whirlwind sprint.
edit: WAIT! that reminds me. wasn't the sisterhood social writing kinda Nordic?
Shes the pony Gotham needs, not the one it deserves
Am I the only one thinking that the comments section wouldn't be a shit storm if this was video game instead of movie related?
I dunno, Arkham City? Batmare?
You know, I find the pony fascination disturbing, but tolerable. But when you fail at making a funny reference to both the best comic ever written, AND the most badass vigilante surpassing batman (its true) then…well then you're just pure evil.
Not only is it not related to video games, but it's not even a funny MLP post. I mean, there's plenty of funny VG-related MLP stuff, like this:
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It just seems like Shawn wants Halolz users to hate MLP.
*Finishes watching Watchmen*
Me:Well that wasn't too bad of a movie.
*Goes on Halolz, sees this."
Me: 0_0…..the pony knows me….
Oh look, another pony post that has nothing to do with vidya games.
Also, Rorshacht what? That's obviously Darkwing Duck.
YES!!! :3 Without a doubt, Rorschach's BEST quote!!!