Hey you don’t want to piss Rayquaza off… he’ll gum you to death!
By Yamazaru, submitted by MrNaleIt

RAYQUAZA

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2011 · 8:40 AM

(718 votes, average: 1.89 out of 5)

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ChemicalKirby on October 1st, 2011 8:43 am

Why would a Gyarados re-run need teeth?
primedawg9170 on October 1st, 2011 9:00 am

Hmm, I do believe this calls for a…
Hammerchuckery on October 1st, 2011 9:02 am

You can hear the crickets.
Early in the morning.
The Sky still dark
without a glimpse of light.

This comic fails hard.
TehVortex on October 1st, 2011 9:05 am

Is it just me or did anyone else think that still doesn't make it ok.
smartmonkey on October 1st, 2011 9:06 am

Looks like this time, not everybody love Rayquaza.
Wetmang on October 1st, 2011 9:17 am

Psh, ain't got shit on wo-BUFF-et!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-wobbuffet-comeatmebro.jpg">
He took a Falcon Punch to the face you know.
AuraBlaze on October 1st, 2011 9:19 am

Did anyone notice Rayquaza lost his two lower horns in the second panel?
Omnomynous on October 1st, 2011 10:27 am

I don't get it.
therandombear on October 1st, 2011 11:16 am

Another "Shawn flips table because it's not funny" incoming :p

Slightly better then "Have you sen my bear Tibbers" though…only because there's a Rayquaza giving the piece sign and happy face ^_^
sims796 on October 1st, 2011 11:16 am

Er…huh.
Sr_Pantalones on October 1st, 2011 11:31 am

….what.
IncredulousEric on October 1st, 2011 11:51 am

Well I guess it's time to kick ass and chew on my gums… and I got a lot of gums.
Solid_Spy on October 1st, 2011 12:01 pm

Shawn, what is this…

Everyone knows there is only one toothless, badass motherfucker, and it's this guy right here:

<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpurtdoyed1qg0isio1_500.png" />
Mindlessinvalid on October 1st, 2011 12:06 pm

But… how does he use Thunder Fang?

My mind cannot deal with this level of WTF'erry

This is worse than Rampados learning Megapunch or Snorlax learning doubleteam.
TheInsaneWombat on October 1st, 2011 12:30 pm

Those look like some pretty sharp gums.

…… So he's probably the only one who COULD gum you to death.
MasterLuigi452 on October 1st, 2011 1:27 pm

What's this?
A Pokemon submission that's bad?
It's the end of the internet folks…
DiscoHippo on October 1st, 2011 1:40 pm

Where is the punchline to this? Is it supposed to be funny that he doesn’t have teeth? Does that somehow make it ok for him to steal marshmallows? I am so confused right now.
HughbertEsq on October 1st, 2011 1:42 pm

*Scratches head in puzzlement*
DrSexington on October 1st, 2011 1:59 pm

/Francisvoice What the hell is this?
Zyquux on October 1st, 2011 2:28 pm

I prefer this picture of Rayquaza.
spaghettiweegee on October 1st, 2011 2:48 pm

I always thought Rayquaza was a peacekeeper between Kyogre and Groudon. Now I realize he's just a marshmallow stealing douchebag. This makes that conflict in Sootopolis seem a lot… Less so. =|

Also, C'MON GUYS, SO CLOSE TO 100p! MAKE IT HAPPEN SO I can go… Super Saiyan or something. Whatever happens at 100p.
Skarge on October 1st, 2011 3:34 pm

see? that's why nobody want to play with you, Shawn!
AManWithACloak on October 1st, 2011 3:59 pm

This gets a 2, but only because it said "marshmallows".
AuraMaster on October 1st, 2011 3:01 pm

I'm 24 today and what is this?
TCC on October 1st, 2011 4:25 pm

pff, those aren't gums, his teeth are just stained with the BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES! :U
death_by_Cucco on October 1st, 2011 4:42 pm

objection he has teeth I have a figurine of him and it has teeth
Mask of Problem? on October 1st, 2011 5:15 pm

Halolz has had some good stuff since the Tibbers post, I wonder what is on tod-
*sees post*
…

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Jimmy on October 1st, 2011 5:48 pm

No fangs/teeth? BLASPHEMY!!!

<img src="http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/b/b9/Rayquaza_Used_Hyper_Beam.png">
Skrist on October 1st, 2011 6:14 pm

And yet it still learns Crunch…
BTSnoogans on October 1st, 2011 6:56 pm

Well, I thought it was amusing. You guys are just haters. I would do the table flippity thingy… but I don't know how.
_XD on October 1st, 2011 7:46 pm

into….
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Skrist on October 1st, 2011 8:19 pm

Let this appease your… rel="nofollow"> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Dr.Panda on October 1st, 2011 8:35 pm

Ok…i had to do research on the author but this is his explanation behind the comic.

"Well you see, Groudon was looking for his marshmallows and he suspected Kyogrey of taking them, however…..it wasn't kyogrey who took em but the mighty Rayquaza! But for what reason? Apparently…..the migthy Rayquaza…..isn't so mighty at all resorting to stealing soft foods cause he's got no teeth."

So there you have it.,…… joke still kinda sucks though .-.
SuperDeadPuddle on October 1st, 2011 11:06 pm

I guess you can say
*Shades*
That this was a legendary fail.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
coltsman88 on October 2nd, 2011 12:50 am

<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/173/056/1776140_o.gif?1315793980" alt="Threw it on the ground"/>

Shawn, I'm not a part of your system.
Zekeon on October 2nd, 2011 1:39 pm

WHO ELSE BUT RAYQUAYZA?
Ryven on October 2nd, 2011 4:40 pm

lol the second panel that rayquaza appears his bottom jaw thingies are missing :o
maxsteele2 on October 2nd, 2011 4:53 pm

Oh no! He ate Rarity!
ecruz747 on October 2nd, 2011 10:02 pm

This reminds me of the "Everyone loves Rayquaza" one.