You gotta hand it to those Dead Island zombies… they’re persistent! Even when a conveniently placed floatation device has created an impenertable wall between them and your delicious, tasty brains!
By Sir Kemper
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2011 · 12:19 AM |
Categories: Failure, Kickin' It, PC, Playstation, Shields Up, Square Enix, Uncategorized, Under the Sea, Video Clips, Xbox 360, Zombies · Leave a comment () 48 Comments |
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Almost as stupid as the F2P were in the beginning… almost.
We all make fun of the zombie, but they tend to have the most brains out of all of us.
Because they ate ours.
"Hey, human, I think this pool toy is st-"
*smack*
"Look, I'm just trying to tell you you have a defective pool toy.
That zombie is great at playing Mime.
That wall just seems so solid. Like a small cheap plastic floaty was in the way.
Irony has never been so useful…
Boot to the head.
Reminds me of how I got my Swimming merit badge.
Note to self: If zombies attack, bring inflatable raft.
Fuck the zombies, that furniture is terrifying. I mean, look at it…its just sitting there, waiting, watching us, preparing for when we let our guard down…and there's nothing we can do, because none of the devs apparently finished learning how to implement physics in a computer game. Come on guys, I know that class was boring, but seriously? This is so sad.
Looks like things are going swimmingly for the undead.
I can just see advice zombies popping up.
"PUNCH THROUGH SOLID WOOD DOOR"
"GET HELD BACK BY POOL FLOATY"
Zombies have to go through a rigorous training program before being released back into the wild.
This one is the best of the best.
"Hey uh, there's this little flotation device on my way that I can easily jump over, but I can't get the 'jump over' command. What should I do?"
Who else would love to see the exact same situation with a tank or witch :D
looks like the floaty was made by aperture
Go around it? -- Nope.
Go over it? -- Nope.
Pop it? -- Nope.
Walk into it endlessly because you're undead anyway? -- Yup, Perfect plan.
We'll meet again, floaty!
Fun game, even though it does feel rather unpolished.
Dat flotation device.
That guy must of gotton hell after that by the other zombies.
I think we're on to something here. No longer do we need to save ourselves using guns and cars!
Father: "Kids, the zombies are here! Get in the pool and ready the inflatables!"