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Snake In A Box

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 14, 2013 · 10:53 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(182 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)

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Artistic, Cock Joke, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Musical, No Caption Needed, Stealth Espionage, Strike A Pose

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 633 weeks ago

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your Snake in the box.
Step 3: Contemplate existence in the box.
Step 4: Try to convert other operatives to your freaky box religion.
Step 5: Invent a new sport. Call it... Boxing.
Step 6: Box step around sentries.
Step 7: Don't box yourself in anywhere.
Step 8: Sneak up behind that special someone and take the box off.
Step 9: Collect !'s. And bullets!

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4 replies · active 633 weeks ago

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 633 weeks ago

Step 10: Put a cat in the box
Step 11: Put poison in that box
Step 12: Hypothesis how to treat the box and the cat as an extension because we don't if its alive or dead

AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 633 weeks ago

Solid Schrodinger?

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 633 weeks ago

What if the cat happens to be xxxxxxundead? Then is the hypothesis about whether or not the cat wants Wolf to come back to Halolz? Because there's only one answer to that question.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 633 weeks ago

who is this xxxxxxundead you speak of? I have never seen anybody by that name here.

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 633 weeks ago

Am I doing it right?

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1 reply · active 632 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 632 weeks ago

I THOUGHT SNAKE TOLD ME HE MADE SURE THERE WEREN'T ANY PICTURES OF US IN THAT BO-

err

yeah.. I... yes, you are.

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Random_Man 80p · 633 weeks ago

That's one... Solid snake he has. In the box.

Edit: I saw no one had posted yet and I panicked to get something good. I tried D;

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 633 weeks ago

What? No "cock joke" tag?
Are we to assume that he actually has a legitimate box of oranges?
Or had, until they fell out through the bottom?

This isn't very funny, Shawn.

(LATER)
Oh, NOW there's a cock joke tag. YOU RUINED MY JOKE, SHAWN; I'M SAD FOR REALS RIGHT NOW.

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ZealockTheGreat 88p · 633 weeks ago

Raiden would be better at this than snake.
Open the box, still find nothing.
Check again
"!"

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5 replies · active 632 weeks ago

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 633 weeks ago

Y.. You're a man?

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ZealockTheGreat 88p · 633 weeks ago

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GazzyW007 94p · 633 weeks ago

The United States, everyone. I'm glad the Third Street Saints are taking over Washington.

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gAmer_Matt 75p · 633 weeks ago

So, if you're about to be killed... finger your opponent? I don't get it.

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blargenth 93p · 632 weeks ago

"Nanocomunications? Why don't you just whisper the sweet nothings into my ear? You fucking perv!"

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 633 weeks ago

Fun Fact: one out of me people agree that Shawn should bring back Wolf Wednesdays.

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10 replies · active 632 weeks ago

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 633 weeks ago

Maybe we should submit Wolf jokes to him to post!
Let's e-mail him!..... no that doesn't work.....
Ok let's post in the forums....... err........
so how does Halolz get it's content nowadays?

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 633 weeks ago

Whatever Shawn finds on the internet on his own?

He's gone rogue!

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deleted801691 109p · 633 weeks ago

Forget Shawn, we'll make our own Halolz, with blackjack and hookers!
...Actually forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 633 weeks ago

Screw the whole thing?
That's what you pay hookers for!

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 633 weeks ago

I was really looking forward to the blackjack, Skrist. Now I'm disappointed.

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deleted801691 109p · 633 weeks ago

Blackjack is blackjack but nothing could be anything. It could even be blackjack, you know how much you've wanted that.

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GazzyW007 94p · 632 weeks ago

Here. I hope this makes you happy.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 633 weeks ago

I throw stuff at him over Facebook.

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wolfpax181 92p · 633 weeks ago

Have you considered that Shawn is somehow being prevented from doing so? Like someone 'won't let him do that, Shawn!'

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wolfpax181 92p · 632 weeks ago

Upon later consideration, my wording suffers from an extreme bout of awkwardness.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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wolfpax181 92p · 633 weeks ago

And then he got a cardboard cut.

Snake! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

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SolarPonyDjango 92p · 633 weeks ago

Snake's no match for a crab!

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5 replies · active 633 weeks ago

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 633 weeks ago

He should have attacked its weak point for massive damage.

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SolarPonyDjango 92p · 633 weeks ago

He couldn't it was impenetrable which is why when Snake tried to stab it the crab went oh no you diin't! Broke his knife and took his eye. Some might call it... Metal Gear Crab.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 633 weeks ago

I don't get it. That enemy crab wasn't giant at all!

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SolarPonyDjango 92p · 633 weeks ago

BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE PINCERS! Those were what was giant! Not the crab itself!

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 633 weeks ago

Giant enemy crab claws? That sounds delicious.

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Porecomesis 92p · 633 weeks ago

A... "snake in a box", you say?

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2 replies · active 632 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 632 weeks ago

But it's chocolate sundae night.

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Porecomesis 92p · 632 weeks ago

But sundaes are kept in cups. And sometimes, they've kept in cups that are kept in boxes.

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Dycro 105p · 633 weeks ago

What is this?!

....

...Probably nothing.

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1 reply · active 632 weeks ago

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GazzyW007 94p · 632 weeks ago

WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?!?

*follows in a circle for hours*

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Armetron 98p · 633 weeks ago

curse you IntenseDebate, you wont let me post my youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9XOSzVb0O0

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 633 weeks ago

It's my destiny to be here, in the box. It's your destiny too. You should come in the box and you'll see what I mean.

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sims796 79p · 633 weeks ago

Ooo, do I have a witty comment for you! See, it starts wi-

Holy crap! 77 E-peen! That's more than 69! Is that still a big deal? Do I have to get an actual avatar now?

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2 replies · active 632 weeks ago

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GazzyW007 94p · 633 weeks ago

You could have a top hat and monocle.

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sims796 79p · 632 weeks ago

Yay! I'm finally ready for one!

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MetroidJunkie 101p · 633 weeks ago

Can you dig it, man?

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dope92 94p · 633 weeks ago

THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!

SNAKE IN A BOX! Snake in a box girllll

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Comments by IntenseDebate

50 Comments

Random_Man on March 14th, 2013 10:59 pm

That's one… Solid snake he has. In the box.

Edit: I saw no one had posted yet and I panicked to get something good. I tried D;
MetroidJunkie on March 14th, 2013 11:15 pm

Can you dig it, man?

[youtube uXpPwvW0qYg rel="nofollow"> youtube]
SpaghettiWeegee on March 14th, 2013 11:18 pm

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: Put your Snake in the box.
Step 3: Contemplate existence in the box.
Step 4: Try to convert other operatives to your freaky box religion.
Step 5: Invent a new sport. Call it… Boxing.
Step 6: Box step around sentries.
Step 7: Don't box yourself in anywhere.
Step 8: Sneak up behind that special someone and take the box off.
Step 9: Collect !'s. And bullets!
ZealockTheGreat on March 14th, 2013 11:18 pm

Raiden would be better at this than snake.
Open the box, still find nothing.
Check again
"!"
wolfpax181 on March 14th, 2013 11:28 pm

Unfortunately, your someone appears to be a broken image link to me.
wolfpax181 on March 14th, 2013 11:30 pm

And then he got a cardboard cut.

Snake! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Armetron on March 15th, 2013 12:00 am

curse you IntenseDebate, you wont let me post my youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9XOSzVb0O0
Yoshi_Dino on March 15th, 2013 12:04 am

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v26/ivan_k/MG/PW/snap087.png" border="0" alt=" photo snap087.png"/>

Am I doing it right?
sims796 on March 15th, 2013 12:17 am

Ooo, do I have a witty comment for you! See, it starts wi-

Holy crap! 77 E-peen! That's more than 69! Is that still a big deal? Do I have to get an actual avatar now?
Solar Boy Django on March 15th, 2013 12:28 am

Snake's no match for a crab!
[youtube 8mHKHKR8x6A rel="nofollow"> youtube]
xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 15th, 2013 1:18 am

Fun Fact: one out of me people agree that Shawn should bring back Wolf Wednesdays.
VyseRogueKing on March 15th, 2013 1:58 am

It's my destiny to be here, in the box. It's your destiny too. You should come in the box and you'll see what I mean.
Paulrus-Keaton? on March 15th, 2013 2:39 am

What? No "cock joke" tag?
Are we to assume that he actually has a legitimate box of oranges?
Or had, until they fell out through the bottom?

This isn't very funny, Shawn.

(LATER)
Oh, NOW there's a cock joke tag. YOU RUINED MY JOKE, SHAWN; I'M SAD FOR REALS RIGHT NOW.
Dycro on March 15th, 2013 6:44 am

What is this?!

….

…Probably nothing.
Porecomesis on March 15th, 2013 8:28 am

A… "snake in a box", you say?

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/sUCrdna.png" width="400">
dope92 on March 15th, 2013 8:37 am

THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT!

SNAKE IN A BOX! Snake in a box girllll

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