Collect them all? You sir are dreaming the impossible dream!
By burningfajitasalt, submitted by Arthur C.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2012 · 2:19 AM |
Categories: Disney, Movies, Musical, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 59 Comments |
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Hmm, funny- I found a Towering Pillar of Hats last August playing scout. Not sure if coincidence or based of a true story.
Oh hats… I had dreams of owning a hat… so I saved up all my metal… and when the day finally came to turn it into a hat… the metal turned into sunglasses.
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This makes me regret being a F2P TF2 player.
Also, loved The little Mermaid. Loved that movie growing up.
Will always love these videos.
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No words. Only feels.
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Oh joy, two early comments in a row, at this rate maybe one day I'll get out of this BLASTED 98 E-PEEN HUUUUURRRRGGHGHH!
In more relevant commenting interests:
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR?
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"When's it my turn, to respawn?
Just tell me why the medkits are gooooooone.
This server's gay.
f*** Free to Play.
Part of your worl-*muted*"
-Song from The Little Rage Quit
It's just so… so… I'm sorry I cannot do this, it's too beautiful…
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Wow *tears* that was beatiful!
Whenever I hear that tune I always remember this video [youtube fcbazH6aE2g rel="nofollow"> youtube]
This video perfectly captured the essence of today's TF2, but also showed us the Source Filmmaker put to very good use!
Bravo!
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*sniff* He says what we're all thinking.
I'm not sure if I want to see Gabe Newell dancing…
Now we need a tragic reprise where the Scout piles every Pound and Pence into buying every single hat from the Mann-Co Store, and he becomes addicted to buying.
It shall be called: The Hatoholic
And it shall be set to this :http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8MojF4YIgzg
I hate to break up this beautiful song, but.. how could pronounce "toque" wrong? silly americans.
its pronounced : TOOK, not TOKE. >:C
"Touch my hats again and I'll get my cane!" That's what my Aunt Elsie said about her hats, and I think that little old lady knows a little more about collecting hats than you do.
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all,
Headgear!
*insert hatrap here*
The Tokugawa hollyhock? So this is Edo period?
Guess we know the outcome of Pokemon conquest.
Edit: Wait, that reff is wearing the Chosokabe mon… the fuck?
Wait he has 20 bonk drinks? Hold on… 'calculates' that means he has enough for two refined…
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I will gladly find and sell him a stout shako for two refined
That moment of pride when you sign up for Steam to play TF2.
That moment of soul-crushing depression when you realize your computer is too weak to even load it.
You know, you'd think he'd craft those extra Bonk! Energy Drinks, Sandmen, Chargin Targes, Pain Trains, and all the extra weapons he has into hats… instead of singing this.
"And I Pikachu do hear-by divide my considerable estate as follows:
To my money-grubbing Meowth, who has admired my coin collection, I bequeath… A boot to the head."
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I… I'm not crying… Yukari just poked me in the eye again…
One can dream.
And the one is also capable of making that dream into a reality.
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And then the Mann Co. update happened and we finally had enough hats.
Besides the fact that the song is sung slightly off timing, and the imperfect lipsynch, this is brilliant.
This… video…
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So who's Ursula?
The tit?
I swore i had a comment posted here, did Shawn eat it?