A moron?! Dear sir I am one of the most learned of personality cores!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 26, 2012 · 11:01 PM
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I can imagine him having a turret butler. Admit it. You want a turret butler.
OBJECTION! If Chell is truly the Moriarty to his Holmes, then that should be a violin. Also the book should be replaced with lines of crack.
This is as close as to perfection in art.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance, sir. Is that a cello there, or is it a violin? Oh-ho! My poor eyesight seems to failing me at this age. And my, you sure are very well read!
I thought the Space Core would be wearing the cap and gown :(
Just don't insult his intelligence, else he might wig out. Then you'll have toupee!
Octavia should give him lessons
Wow, Shawn, I'm glad we're getting a lot of posts, but I almost wanna ask you to slow down a bit. You're putting these up so fast we barely have time to joke about the ones we already have…
Any of those books involve busting ghosts?
*BleepBloopBlop*
They do now. All of them.
Wait a minute…. that's Wheatley… reading a BOOK? This can't be right!
Wait… on closer examination you can clearly see those pages are blank! It seems this is all a ruse to get us to believe that he is intelligent! Well it failed dear sir!
Good. Day.
All that's missing is rel="nofollow">classical music
But wait! Where is his mandatory cup of tea and/or brandy? This gentlebot is a fraud!
well since NO-ONE has posted this yet
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I say, Madam Chell! This is the part where I kill you!
"Oh! That skull? Ummmm, ignore it, no please, it's nothing important, I-I've always thought it was a bit of useless junk, but it….. you know….adds…..ummmm…. aesthetic value! Yes! That's it! Yep, always gotta…. gotta keep your…. home property values up…. And besiiides… whoever that skull was, he…. was glad it good be ummm… Donated! Yes! in the name of…whatwasit… Science…of aesthetic values! yeah, quite an underrated study really, in my, ah, honest opinion… Obviously you've never understood that because you're a fatty-fatty-no-parents… Oops, I said that out loud didn't I?
Unrelated, but I just finished my GCSEs! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
WOLOLOLOLOLOLO
AND THE EDUCATION MINISTER WANT TO REPLACE GCSES WITH O-LEVELS
THUS MAKING ALL MY WORK AND GRADES REDUNDANT IN THE FUTURE JOB MARKET
W00P
What are you doing in the comments?!?!?! WATCH MEET THE PYRO NAO!! http://www.youtube.com//watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
SHAWN! MEET THE PYRO IS UP!
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And so, as Meet the Pyro was posted, all action on other Halolz posts, ceased. The entire site, save for the video, became a wasteland of old jokes, and forgotten puns.
And absolutely NO mention of the Fact Sphere?!
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I am disappointed, Halozians.