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TINY TOWER KNIGHT CLUB

The only place in Tiny Tower that lets you drink a martini while wearing a full set of armor!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2012 · 2:40 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (96 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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What? No Dark Knight Club?
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3 replies · active 664 weeks ago
Sounds like fun! Just as long as I don't have to fetch a shrubbery...
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4 replies · active 664 weeks ago
Super realistic medieval sprites.... this can only be one game.

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1 reply · active 664 weeks ago
I'd rather hang out at the Power Rangers Club.

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2 replies · active 664 weeks ago
Somone say night club?
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8 replies · active 664 weeks ago
Rule number 1 of Knight Club, you do not talk about Knight Club..... YOU BROKE THE RULES SHAWN, YOU TALKED ABOUT KNIGHT CLUB!
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1 reply · active 664 weeks ago
I guess this club opens....

Nightly!

Eh? Eh? Eh?
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2 replies · active 664 weeks ago
So what do you do there, get hammered?
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9 replies · active 664 weeks ago
*Sitting in Paladin Club*

FOREVER ALONE!!!
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1 reply · active 664 weeks ago
So... how many princesstitutes will we see in there?
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2 replies · active 664 weeks ago
"Sorry sir, you can not enter"
"What?!, but I'm fully qualified to! From the King even!"
"Annoyed: Squires are not permitted to enter the Knight club"
"Oh, and what gives you permission to be a bouncer huh? you're not man nor beast!"
"I wouldn't do that pal..."
"Assertively: You don't want to make me angry"
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On second thought, let's not go to tiny tower.
'Tis a silly place.
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Crap, I reach the POST A NEW COMMENT section and I'm out of puns from all the responses. Well, back to squire one: vague indications of my company's possibly illicit actions, while backtracking to shield myself from possible repercussions.
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*obnoxiously loud sarcastic laugh*
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I went here....All the drinks sucked, They didn't even have the Sake I like, or Canadian whiskey.
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4 replies · active 664 weeks ago
I kind of deleted the old comments, since they got approved a week after I made now and...yes, it was a stupid move and I'm back to the "Your comments must be approved before appearing publicaly" thing.

Stupid sexy Shawn, could you authorize me again?
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