I’m pretty sure no one has ever beat Battletoads. Ever.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 1, 2012 · 8:28 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I guess that's better than your friend killing you in "co-op".
Im gonna design a game that is part Battletoads, Megaman, Contra and Ghost and Goblins and give the A.I as much intelligence as the last boss of a fighting gaming.
Im gonna call it Pure Rage.
Wonder why they never called that level "Toad Rage"…
And right now, looking at this, you have the music from that part stuck in your head.
Why?
BECAUSE YOU SPENT SO MUCH FUCKING TIME TRYING TO DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
That wrecked burning hover-whatever is probably the safest section in the entire game.
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That's too intense, I'd rather live a life of forced battling.
I told you about Battletoads bro.
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ok, well… have this feat of impossibility to nature, as well as a strong dose of hilarity. :D
There is no winning in Battle Toads.
Only Zuul.
Mr. Frog and Mr. Toad: Riding bikes like a boss.
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Mmm…frogs legs. Tastes like chicken lol.
No, seriously, they taste like chicken. Pretty tasty when fried & breaded.
I had an "I'm doing it!" moment once
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Then this happened
oh its been beaten, but not easily. I Direct you here sirs
http://blip.tv/lordkat/until-we-win-battletoads-2…
We have some quality shows here in Japan. There was this hour long one of a guy trying to beat Battletoads, blind run of course, and it got more and more ridiculous -- like towards the end every time he got a game over a message would come up like "2 hours later…" and then he'd be back at the level he died. I think in the end it took him like 20 hours.
Then the TV studio took him out drinking haha.
Sorry bro. This level is just for sardine lovers
hum… ProtonJon beat it…
Ironically, this describes Shawn's sex life.
'I'm pretty sure no one has ever beat Battletoads. EVER.'
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Also, hooray! 100 comments! I actually didn't think I'd use that many, so when I realized I had 99, I had to do something (I thought was) pretty awesome.
I'm pretty sure he meant "noone has legitimately beaten Battletoads" -- plenty of people can cheat with infinite lives(that 4player race was hilarious and I actually watched it as it came out, but they had infinite lives and spent hundreds if not thousands of them)
I'm genuinely curious if someone, somewhere, has ever legitimately beaten Battletoads with no help beyond a 2nd player, no infinite lives or glitch abuse, etc.
oh god i remember that part
that was the last "mission"i played before quit the game
surely suwako can give him a tip or two about dodging, then he will maybe not freeze to death in the next level
Time for drastic measures….
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I find it Ironic the first time I beat this level I was listening to "Burn Baby Burn."
Pity the strafed and the strafers
For they shall know purely linear progression
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A year and a half later, I STILL can't believe I passed this stage. I just turned off the emulator then and there and declared myself victorious. Maybe someday I'll go back and beat the whole game.
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