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Sonic, he can really move. Sonic, he’s got an attitude! Sonic, he’s the fastest thing aliiiieeeeiiive!
By HotDiggetyDemon, submitted by Paulrus

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2012 · 6:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (219 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
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Animated, Best Friends 4-Eva, Obnoxious, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Video Clips, Weird

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It's funny because for about half the video, you realize he's racing the video progress bar.
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5 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Did someone say....going fast?
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5 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Well the first thing I do is
Beat Robotnik! Like a boss!
Disapprove Tails! Like a boss!
Remember my first games! Like a boss!
Forget my fanbase! Like a boss!
Make my own original character! Like a boss!
Chaos Emeralds! Like a boss!
SUPER SONIC! Like a boss!
Lead a trio! Like a boss!
Get hit on by Amy! Like a boss!
Reject Amy! Like a boss!
Reach a check point! Like a boss!
Free some critters! Like a boss!
Make fun of Shadow's game! Like a boss!
Lose all my rings! Like a boss!
Demand a refund! Like a boss!
EAT A CHILI DOG! Like a boss!
Remember Sonic Unleashed! Like a boss!
Then Sonic 2006 too! Like a boss!
Fit the vodka! Like a boss!
Shit on Cream's Chao! Like a boss!
Buy a gun! Like a boss!
In my mouth! Like a boss!
"Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it shiiit!
Pussy out! Like a boss!
Puke on Cream's Chao! Like a boss!
Jump out the window! Like a boss!
Suck a dude's dick! Like a boss!
Score some emeralds! Like a boss!
Crash my hoverboard! Like a boss!
Suck my own dick! Like a boss!
Eat some more chili dogs! Like a boss!
Chop my rings off! Like a boss!
Black-out in the sewer! Like a boss!
Meet a giant fish! Like a boss!
Realize I can't swim! Like a boss!
Turn into a werehog! Like a boss!
Bomb Robotnik! Like a boss!
Crash into the sun! Like a boss!
Now I'm dead! Like a boss!
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6 replies · active 669 weeks ago
This is totally inaccurate!

Sonic was long dead before 2012.
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13 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Oh, hey. A Sonic video!
"By HotDiggetyDemon"
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2 replies · active 669 weeks ago
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He certainly did warm up!
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3 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Sonic sure does have a sunny outlook on life, huh?
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3 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Sonic wasn't too fast, he was never too fast, the Earth was just too slow.
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Ah, but he's going so fast that when we see him, it's like frames on a video. He's going too fast for us to recognize his true speed.
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1 reply · active 669 weeks ago
Maybe he wasnt to fast, but....



YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

I said what needs to be said.*

*later hangs himself for making this.
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4 replies · active 668 weeks ago
When I saw that hotdiggetydemon made this I was like "This should be good"
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I'm gonna need more than a quick ball to catch this one.
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2 replies · active 669 weeks ago
So what I have got from this is that Sonic needs to get past his horrible constipation before he is able to run fast, or blast off like a rocket.... what
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1 reply · active 669 weeks ago
What you don't realize is that Sonic is actually going so fast that he is running around the world multiple times every second, and only near the end did he slow down enough for human eyes to see his speed
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1 reply · active 669 weeks ago
Well, least he had a good run while it lasted.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIZryqkU44&fe...

THIS may explain the video.

At least in part...
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well now he's in SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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4 replies · active 669 weeks ago
DW;NFE

Didn't watch; NOT FAST ENOUGH
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There's no such thing as too fast.
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Too fast; Didn't watch
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2 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Antisemitic Hedgehog? Sounds about right.
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Slightly relevant, but hugely awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0GEHJEeTsw&fe...
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I loled, then he died.

then i saw his dream...

and i lolled some more
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Way too fast
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Ewwww, don't remind me about that awful cartoon.
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I might be picky, but isn't it just..... the little characters in the 'RIP' part "My greatest dreams is a world without jews", associatiing it with Sonic the Hedgehog and probably other reason that make this video wrong other than 'main part'.
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