I thought the drinking water around here seemed fishy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2012 · 1:11 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
oops, someone had their finger over the lens
Lol I find the words no comments fit this well.
I can't see the photo (It says the image isn't available)…
So in the meantime, how I about I share with all of you this most wonderful news? Our fat overlord Gabe Newell has just undergone a merger with the other most wide-spread internet sensation. You know the one.
Don't believe me? rel="nofollow">Here's proof.
Against their combined might there can be no victory:
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Can. Not. Unsee/think.
*see's broken link*
"Hmm, I should make a joke about how the link was broken. If I want to be really clever, I could probably throw in a combination of words that also imply that Shawn ought to fix the forums, a few out-of-place memes barely related to the content, a pony, and a phrase that can be inexplicably construed by Zoe to something sexual. And maybe a picture."
*awaits e-peen"
and that is the power of being king
The water problem was so bad it broke the internet connection to imgur.
There is not enough eye bleach for this!!!!!
SHAWN, YOU BROKE THE INTERNET AGAIN!
FIX IT FASTER THAN THOSE FORUMS!
I don't see it, does that make me a bad person?
Damn it shawn. How many times are you going to give me opportunities to use this clip? It's getting old. Even for me! rel="nofollow">
Maybe one more time…
It was probably about all of Hyrule's water flowing under King Zora's butt
so much for the crisp clean taste of filtered glacier water…
Not quite.
The water comes from Zora's Fountain, and from there it divides between Zora's Domain and Zora's River. Here, we see that it's the water of Zora's Domain that unfortunately ends up with the taste and warmth of fatty fish funk. Sure, it eventually pours into Lake Hylia through that small hole but since the lake is the where the all Hyrule's water ends up, the king's gnarly ass water bypasses the rest of Hyrule's waterways and drinking supplies.
But this is of little comfort when you realize that it still comes from Zora's Fountain, and does still end up running through.. something.
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Gross.
Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee……
To be fair I'm sure his ass and balls must be sparkling clean by now.
It's alright. Nobody drinks water in Hyrule. It's all red potions, which as we all know is fairy blood. Much better.
On a sadder note it's no longer Christmas at Halolz. I guess Star Wolf couldn't let it happen all year long.
At least it's cleaner than Poland springs….
Do my eyes deceive me, Not only did Gabe admit that he is a brony but Shawn removed the Christmas background, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
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and he's not gonna stop for anyone. Ganondorf was so disgusted by the sight, he froze his slippery ass. And here you come to defrost him for a blue shirt.
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i don't know what i am more annoyed at.
the fact that all the water i swim in has ran through his balls and ass
or the fact that he takes forever to get down.
I'm going to repeat the best advice anyone has ever given me: Don't drink the water.
I have nothing to add to this conversation.
But you should know…
Legend of Korra is free on iTunes right now
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It's all right. I only ever eat fairies, drink potions and consume the souls of Poes anyway.
The diet of champions.
NOW I know why that water tasted salty!
This is why I buy bottled water in Hyrule.
AND THUS, THE HERO REALIZED HE HAD BEEN SWIMMING AROUND IN ASS AND BALL WATER FOR HOURS ON END.
AND REALIZED LATER IN LIFE, THAT THE WATERS FROM HIS YOUTH HAD MOST LIKELY FLOWN TO LAKE HYLIA, AND THUS HE HAD BEEN WALKING AROUND IN DISGUSTING, 7 YEAR OLD ASS AND BALL WATER FOR DAYS WHILST ATTEMPTING TO FREE THE SAGE OF WATER.
No wonder Link always dumps the water in his bottles instead of drinking it.
In the words of Reggie from Archer.
Fish fuck in it.
Expect a lot of HL2E3 toys.
Who knew such an unforthcoming character like King Zora was such a tyrannical dictator. I mean forcing all the Zora's at the bottom of Zora's Domain to swim in his genitalia stained water is just cruel.
No posts for 3 days.
Something big must be happening…
Looks like someones been on 4chan. Nueheuhuehe.
*After seeing no new posts for 3 days straight*
Yes we get it. Ass and ball water, can we move on shawn? I'm sure you've received SOME new submissions at least.
I'm back!!! Everybody, I went on a almost month long journey of self discovery, and by journey I mean couch, and by self discovery I mean video games. I also went shopping, happy Easter everybody!
Shawn, Y U No Post new Stuff?
At least we now know why Link always dumps his bottled water instead of drinking it.