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On second thought, lets not go to Skyrim. ‘Tis a silly place.
By Chris S.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 8:30 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
"Look my liege! 'tis Skyrim!"
"Skyrim!"
"Skyrim!"
"It's only a model."
I used to be a forum member like you, but then Shawn didn't fix the forums.
I used to post on the forums like you, but then they took a blow to the HTTP.
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Sir! We've encountered another Feature Presentation… should we board?
(If any of you get the reference I will dole out +1's a-plenty)
"The Black Knight moves for no man!"
*knocked into orbit*
"Hah! Look at that! The entire planet's running away! Cowards, the lot of them."
We, the Spartans who say Lol, will protest in the comments below if you do not appease us.
Shawn: "Well, what is it you want?"
We demand…
A Forum!
*dramatic chord*
'Tis just a flesh wound!'
"Alright, stop that, all of you. Now this arrow to the knee business is getting rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last few arrow to the knee jokes I saw got very silly indeed. And that one about the ponies was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps… Um…
Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good, clean, healthy forum post. Get some work done already."
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I would have stopped adventuring too, but it didn't fit with my idiom.
The submission was alright.
But Shawns' little joke under the submission was gold.
INB4VATONNAGE
INB4FATESTAYNIGHT
Me: Fix the forums with a herring? It is impossible.
Shawn: Don't say that word!
Me: What word?
Shawn: I cannot tell. 'Tis one of the words the Knights of the Handyside can't hear.
Me: Look, all I want is it fixed, the forums I mean.
Shawn: He said it again!
Me: What? "Is"
Shawn: No, no, no, not "is." Couldn't go very far in life without "is."
If I hear this meme again I will say "Ni!" to you once more.
I used to laugh at half-baked puns, but then I took a generational shift to the knee. Now it's a (scary) world full of TF2, Aperture, and ponies!
And now for something completely differ-Ent.
<img src=http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/c/cc/Spriggan_Concept_Art_(Skyrim).jpg/img>
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ಠ_ಠ
Wait, he's wearing plants and animal pieces…oh, crap! FORSWORN!
You and your references nobody gets.
All this talking about the forums on beautiful submissions like these aren't good for a twelve year old mind like mine @.@… Please Shawn, I beg of you! If not, I'll go on a killing spree worthy of Ed Gein >:(!
Extremely Relevant:
<img src=http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-puns-monty-python-and-the-fus-ro-dah.jpg>
*sigh*
Might as well post a relevant video.
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Also this Egoraptor one: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
So does this mean the meme will become "I took an arrow to the rel="nofollow">Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' nourrwringmm "?
lets just shoot the forums with the wabbajack. It might fix them…….. or they could be turned into a sweet roll.
Now if you don't mind I need to do the fishstick until the forums are back so I can see what all the fuss is about. Prehaps I shall bring an argonian concubine.
Before you -1 me, I know the forums are on their way to being fixed, I saw Alpar's post, but I was out all day and missed my chance at posting this… so without further ado, Good Guy SpongeBob:
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Skyrim mod thats based on Monty Python and the holy grail. Need it. Now.
Anyone ever see that Monty Python sketch about the planet with reverse inflation? We should start a intergalactic trade route with them to pay for a fund to fix the forums!
1: visit japan
2: buy 200 dollars worth of used panties
3: visit the planet with the fucked up economy and sell them the panties (apparently used underwear can buy an international legislature there)
4: ?????
5: Profit!!!!
We could retire and live like gentlemen!
Don't worry about the forums, Tis only a flesh wound.
They are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni!" instead they are now the Knights who say Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!