Maybe Tim was right, it seems like all my favorite video game characters have sold out!
By our buddy Steve Pierski [Dueling Analogs]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2012 · 1:23 AM |
Categories: Capcom, Castlevania, Cray-Z Crossovers, Final Fantasy, Konami, Mortal Kombat, Namco, Nintendo, Sega, Serious Business, Sonic the Hedgehog, SoulCalibur IV, Square Enix, Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Uncategorized, Williams/Midway · Leave a comment () 51 Comments |
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ABOBO PHOTOSMASH BEST PRODUCT.
FIVE!
FIVE DOLLAR!
FIVE DOLLAR…FATALITY!
Sonic… talk about fast food ZING!… sorry
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After those bonus stages, I'm surprised Honda was even allowed anywhere NEAR a car
He’s certainly come a long way, hasn’t he?
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He certainly has come a long way, hasn't he?
<img src="http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/3/32/TWW_Picto_Box.png/120px-TWW_Picto_Box.png">
Ganon camera's prototype, the pictobox
Whiniest laundry detergent I've ever used.
Wait a second… Shell gasoline… but I thought mario karts ran exclusively on mushrooms
Okay… let's see how many comments I can make.
Voldo -- Sure, because I really want to sit in a car built by a guy in a fetish suit.
Sub-Zero -- Right, so what if I want my sub toasted?
Sonic -- I see what you did there. Fast service but shitty products.
Moogle -- "Showing results for rule34 big tits milf fuck black cock Tifa Lockhart futa gangbang KUPO!"
Belmont -- In 1981, Belmont acquired the oil producing company Conoco Inc. I want to image what a company name known for its whips would want oil for. Sounds kinky.
Tidus -- For when you want you clothes to smell as fruity as Tidus' clothing.
E. Honda -- Because what a car company really wants their name affiliated with is a guy who can easily break their products with his fists. Oh wait, you already made that joke.
Sub Zero…
Not sure if I want to go there for Steak and Cheese…
SubZero's good and all, but I prefer their Unova branch.
What is a science company?! A miserable pile of chemicals! But enough, have at you!
*Hydro[chloric acid]storm*
I feel like there's a Dorkly bit to go with this, but I'm not sure which.
Now, I wonder why ganon has been fond of photography, He's obviously taking pictures of Zelda while she's kidnapped. (Damn stalker)
I don't know why but I got the feeling that SubZero will be going out of business soon…
Something to with the meat not being cooked at all -- Just some frozen chunk of ice…
With human flesh in it…
Ewwwww!
Only one I can't figure out is what the Tonberry one is a parody off.
Which reminds me… Who wants to go to New Vegas with me? I have tickets to Siegfried and Roy!
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<img src="http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/9/91/Roy.jpg">
Thanks to Subzero I lost 50 pounds in just one day.
Bastard tore off my legs.
And in the end… Zero couldn't get any business of his own…
WHAT IS HE WORKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!
Speaking of Abobo… http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/587787
Still probably one of my favorite spoof logos.
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Where's the fast food logos? Is Halolz on a diet?