Character Branding

Maybe Tim was right, it seems like all my favorite video game characters have sold out!
By our buddy Steve Pierski [Dueling Analogs]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2012 · 1:23 AM 
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Capcom, Castlevania, Cray-Z Crossovers, Final Fantasy, Konami, Mortal Kombat, Namco, Nintendo, Sega, Serious Business, Sonic the Hedgehog, SoulCalibur IV, Square Enix, Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Uncategorized, Williams/Midway

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51 Responses to “Character Branding”

  1. smashpro1 on January 25th, 2012 1:29 am

    ABOBO PHOTOSMASH BEST PRODUCT.

  2. superdrama on January 25th, 2012 1:32 am

    FIVE!
    FIVE DOLLAR!
    FIVE DOLLAR…FATALITY!

  3. TransPM on January 25th, 2012 1:39 am

    Sonic… talk about fast food ZING!… sorry

  4. TransPM on January 25th, 2012 1:48 am

    <img src="http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/115/1155216/level-discontinuity-20110311053522953.jpg"&gt;

    After those bonus stages, I'm surprised Honda was even allowed anywhere NEAR a car

  5. Frankenstrat247 on January 25th, 2012 1:50 am

    He’s certainly come a long way, hasn’t he?

  6. Frankenstrat247 on January 25th, 2012 1:50 am

    <img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/8/9/65989.gif"&gt;

    He certainly has come a long way, hasn't he?

  7. TransPM on January 25th, 2012 1:52 am
  8. Leo E. on January 25th, 2012 1:57 am

    Whiniest laundry detergent I've ever used.

  9. TransPM on January 25th, 2012 1:57 am

    Wait a second… Shell gasoline… but I thought mario karts ran exclusively on mushrooms

  10. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 25th, 2012 2:01 am

    Okay… let's see how many comments I can make.
    Voldo -- Sure, because I really want to sit in a car built by a guy in a fetish suit.
    Sub-Zero -- Right, so what if I want my sub toasted?
    Sonic -- I see what you did there. Fast service but shitty products.
    Moogle -- "Showing results for rule34 big tits milf fuck black cock Tifa Lockhart futa gangbang KUPO!"
    Belmont -- In 1981, Belmont acquired the oil producing company Conoco Inc. I want to image what a company name known for its whips would want oil for. Sounds kinky.
    Tidus -- For when you want you clothes to smell as fruity as Tidus' clothing.
    E. Honda -- Because what a car company really wants their name affiliated with is a guy who can easily break their products with his fists. Oh wait, you already made that joke.

  11. MasterLuigi452 on January 25th, 2012 2:02 am

    Sub Zero…
    Not sure if I want to go there for Steak and Cheese…

  12. OrionX on January 25th, 2012 2:03 am

    SubZero's good and all, but I prefer their Unova branch.

  13. Vatonnage on January 25th, 2012 2:15 am

    What is a science company?! A miserable pile of chemicals! But enough, have at you!

    *Hydro[chloric acid]storm*

  14. ChaosController on January 25th, 2012 3:46 am

    I feel like there's a Dorkly bit to go with this, but I'm not sure which.

  15. sonicsmash2 on January 25th, 2012 4:10 am

    Now, I wonder why ganon has been fond of photography, He's obviously taking pictures of Zelda while she's kidnapped. (Damn stalker)

  16. DClaw on January 25th, 2012 5:58 am

    I don't know why but I got the feeling that SubZero will be going out of business soon…
    Something to with the meat not being cooked at all -- Just some frozen chunk of ice…
    With human flesh in it…
    Ewwwww!

  17. Steve on January 25th, 2012 6:19 am

    Only one I can't figure out is what the Tonberry one is a parody off.

  18. Skrist on January 25th, 2012 7:20 am

    Which reminds me… Who wants to go to New Vegas with me? I have tickets to Siegfried and Roy!
    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQheyMk1numexWsYDRuX04woAlNiz7G7z5ZH8EXz4-7nmGm8Xaq"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/fireemblem/images/9/91/Roy.jpg"&gt;

  19. Chimental on January 25th, 2012 8:06 am

    Thanks to Subzero I lost 50 pounds in just one day.

    Bastard tore off my legs.

  20. Alpar on January 25th, 2012 10:20 am

    And in the end… Zero couldn't get any business of his own…

    WHAT IS HE WORKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!

  21. Shatman on January 25th, 2012 10:50 am
  22. UndeadLex on January 25th, 2012 12:19 pm

    Still probably one of my favorite spoof logos.
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/T8vch.jpg"&gt;

  23. PortalMan118 on January 25th, 2012 4:54 pm

    Where's the fast food logos? Is Halolz on a diet?

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