Some people wake up to the sound of birds chirping or maybe a rooster crow, but in Minecraft we all wake up to the familiar sound of dead flesh burning…
By SlamacowCreations
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2012 · 4:07 PM |
Categories: Minecraft, PC, The Great Outdoors, Things Are Heating Up, Video Clips, Weak Points, Zombies · Leave a comment () 74 Comments |
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FIRST!
-plants soviet flag-
God it felt good to do that.
Umbrellas and Zombies. Why am I not surprised?
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My typical morning in Minecraft involves me getting wood.
Almost reminds me of a Pixar short.
Ah… A minecraft morning smells like sizzling bacon. Rotten, maggot-covered, over-cooked bacon. With just a hint of… *sniff sniff* gunpowder? OH GOD N- *boom*
Apparently Lt. Col. Kilgore plays Minecraft…
Minecraft nights for me are full of planning for the next very productive day! Then I forget everything I planned and I just go and get more coal…
I now have the sadistic urge to spawn a zombie in a hut and preserve him for a few days, just so I can destroy the roof later and watch him burn…
You know what working forums are good for?
Posting things that are irrelevant to submissions.
For instance, it's completely irrelevant for me to post here about how in TF2, I've found that my rage quitting is actually the game quitting itself due to some 'HL2.exe has stopped working' error, followed by me, raging.
If Shawn were to fix the forums, I wouldn't be cluttering up the comment section of this fine submission with my irrelevant stories, because the forums would be a perfectly suitable place to post such a thing.
Wake up and go to hell.
Just another day in minecraft.
Now there are umbrella zombies? There are no more safe places in Minecraft. Light will not help us now.
I do not play minecraft, so I'm just gonna smile & nod at this one.
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*Sniiiiff*
Aaaaah. I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning.
3 Sardines a night and that zombie will be walking on daytime like a boss
And now that those ruffins are gone, i shall take my elegant stroll through this wonderful land.
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Thumbs up if you wished the spider knocked the umbrella out of the zombie's hand.
I don't play minecraft, so I'll just express my anticipation to see the Grey
OMFG. LIAM NEESON FUCKING UP WOLVES WITH MINI-BOTTLE KNUCKLES, HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO KICK ASS, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i feel as though the creeper and the spider should help the guy with his problem… at least make a crater near a water source for the poor guy!
This is my favorite part of minecraft.