Pokemon trainer used TOXIC. Trainer is unable to battle. Alcohol wins!
By our pal PRGuitarman [LOL-Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 4, 2012 · 2:15 PM
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When you drink, drink with friends or the loneliness only gets worse.
I like my Skyrim drinking game more. Evertime you see a guard, you have to speak to them once. If the guard mentions their crippling knee injury, take a shot and slap your forehead for remembering that bloody meme.
Prof. Oak questions your gender, 2 shots and restart the game.
On a serious note, I do like the Shadow of the Colossus Drinking Game. Take a shot (or more if you want a harder game) for everytime you beat a colossus, and take 2 shots of water everytime you die. It's like it constantly adjusts the game for your skill as you go along, and is simple enough to remember.
Professor oaks comes quickly- start chugging
And then the hardcore gamers decided this was too casual, and made a nuzlocke version out of it.
So, when the bottle is empty use it to shank everyone who claims to have a mew.
You need to put visits to the poke center as maybe a quarter of a shot, unless you want the player to die of alcohol poisoning in the first half hour.
Many comas later:
Finish Pokedex -- Down that fucking bottle!
Alcohol gained Life EXP!
I wish my electronic devices made cute faces at me.
I prefer the drinking game for the show:
"If Ash turns his hat, two shots,"
"If Brock gets a boner over any female, Officer Jenny for example, one shot,"
and the unlisted one, "If anyone guesses incorrectly to Who's That Pokemon, five shots and gets the shit beat out of him."
BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!
PoKéMON DRINKING GAME! -- Merge TWO of your favorite addictions into ONE!
I always pick the grass types ;.;
Grass is my favourite type you grassholes…
What if I AM a Grass-Type starter? Do I drink until I get alcohol poisoning?
No. Play the TvTropes Drinking Game.
Pussy.
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Wow, "faggot" is still a punchline? Seriously?
HEY look. I found a Mew under this van.
I guessing the goal of this game is to die then?
You finish up your 2nd bottle after grinding for Misty. Your vision is blurred, headache pounding, and you can feel yourself about to vomit. As you try to sober up with a cup of coffee, who shows up with a team of lvl 100 pokemon, defeated the Elite Four a dozen times over, and is not even buzzed?
Your wino uncle.
A Wild CHUGALUG appeared!
GO! LIVER!
LIVER used DIFFUSE! But it failed!
Wild CHUGALUG used BLOOD ALCOHOL POISONING! It's super effective!
Player is all out of useable LIVERS!
Player needs a transplant!
This is a bad combination for me, you may never see me again.
Better yet, The Donkey Kong Country drinking game!
Lose a Kong -- 1 shot
Die -- 2 shots
Take Damage Before a boss does -- 3 shots (n00b)
Game Over -- Down the damn bottle you suck at the game
Beat the game -- 5 shots
And for multiplayer you can do beer pong, the Pokemon edition!
Great idea to play Pokemon again :p
Kids play Pokemon. The legal drinking age should be lowered in the US so moar kids can play the drinking game.
Every time I show up at an inappropriate time -- 1 shot.
*Goes to play Super Smashed Bros. Brawl*
~Hiccup~Yay!!!
Ocarina of Time 3D Master Quest drinking game!
Killed by a Deku Baba -- 2 shots
Killed by a regular Keese -- 1 shot
Lost your Deku Shield -- 3 shots
Lost your Hylian Shield -- 3 shots
Lost you Deku Shield AND died in the same hit from a Fire Keese -- Down the whole fucking bottle.
how about a tag for "promotes homophobia"