Getting to second base in Skyloft has it’s own unique share of risks.
By Jeff R.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2012 · 3:13 PM |
Categories: Nintendo, Scumbag, The Legend of Zelda, Wii · Leave a comment () 113 Comments |
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The begging was so teasing.
OMIGAWDTHEY'REGONNEKISS-No she just pushed him off a statue…well that's a unique way to be friendzoned I guess.
Comes on to you atop a giant goddess statue.
Pushes you off it no matter what you say.
Pushes you off a statue too
Still doesn't apologize
Link: Zelda now that we are atop this statue I just wanted to tell you I love y-
Zelda: *Shove*
Haven't played Skyward Sword yet.
Still posts a comment and pretends he knows what's going on in the post.
-Scumbag Snoogans
She won't have problems in the kitchen either (female Halolzers you mad?)
OBJECTION
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Pushes you off a cliff… twice…expects you to catch her when she leaps off a cliff herself.
(Once before the ceremony, and then once again after.) I fit were me, I'dve been like "Some best friend YOU turned out to be!!! I'mma let you drop!!! Your Loftwing can save you. It's not in a cage.")
Bond to a Loftwing as a child and fly it as a profession.
Whole society is within walking distance.
So here's a question… did every other knight that Link is supposedly in the same organization as….. did they get shot in one or both knees too? Is that why Link is the only going out to save this ungrateful, game title stealing, best-friend-off-the-cliff-shoving, future tyrant?
*Spoilers*
Creates every dungeon and puzzle you'll face through the game.
Apologizes, but makes more dungeons for every reincarnation you'll have.
Spoilers**************
Becomes a mortal and makes sure to be love interest
So you have no option but to save her.
I think Groose says sorry to Link before Zelda even does…
where is a post about groose's facial resemblance to the majora's mask moon
So much for Triforce of Wisdom.
What, did courtesy leave with it?
Nice guy link doesn't expect apology
I'm flyyyying away set an open course for the virgin sky because I've got to save Zelda freeeee to face the adventure ahead of meeee!
I would say sail away but this isn't Wind Waker.
Wait isn't that every man's priorities
If I was the chosen one or whatever The hottest maiden would have to bed with me if I'm to go on a quest.
Last time Link goes on a date where the person setting it up is snickering the whole time.
she does apolgise for the cliff but not the statue
Gets rescued by link several times
Never has sex with him
Come on lady! Cut me some slack already!
My own meme I sent like, a day or so before Scumbag Zelda:
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Scumbag Bowser.
Gets defeated everytime.
Still steals your princess.
Troll alert I noticed that everyone has been downvoted thumbs up for ALL the people
Spoilers
MAKES CHILDHOOD FRIEND RESCUE HER
SAYS ALL WAS ACCORDING TO PLAN SINCE THEY WERE KIDS
You know, she never really says "sorry" specifically, but she does say something along the lines of, "When you said you couldn't hear your Loftwing, I should have listened." So I mean… she sort of apologized in a way, I suppose.
Then she did it again.
I never thought this would become a meme.
BUT IT BECAME A MEME. And considering how much I love Zelda in Skyward Sword, this post just fills my heart with rainbows!
(By meme, I'm referring to the cliff-pushing, of course.)
Oddly enough, this isn't exactly the first time Zelda's hurled him over the edge…
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The sad part is, I would probably let someone push me off a cliff if I got a date for it :\
Fuck ALL you bitches.
I want some Anju.
Zelda: "So, now that we're up here, do you know what happens next?"
Link: "I finally get to ki-" ~SHOVE
Poor Link
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Do I really need to mention that she DOES apologize after nearly killing you?
she does apologize
She says, "Link, when you said you couldn't sense your bird, I should have listened. I'm sorry." She does apologize