I swore I wasn’t going to post any “arrow to the knee” stuff… but with these two mocking those whiners I just couldn’t help it.
By Asna00, xtremeradness and FraggotMan respectively
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2011 · 12:36 PM |
Categories: Bethesda, BioWare, Fallout, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, The Elder Scrolls, Weak Points, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 75 Comments |
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Did anyone saw another post that magically disappeared? about a VG award to characters?
Bethesda always wins.
I don't know which meme is worse…
This, or Kratos.
I used to think X to the Y jokes were funny
back when they were a boot to the head.
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And then Saxton Hale came along and gave me a non-existence to my existence
No kill like overkill.
(I probably shouldn't milk an old post of mine, but… I like it, so deal with it (luckily, my picture doubles as a deal with it pic).)
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Sun-Tzu probably can't relate to these guys, but I could always say he might have taken some gunpowder to the knee once. Of course, you couldn't trust me. I don't know balls about Chinese history.
I don't always survive nuclear holocausts, but when I do, I'm smart enough to stay in a vault.
Also, CHRISTMAS!! :D
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Garrus didn't take a missile to the face, he took a helicopter minigun to the face.
Okay I want to know… Who the hell is firing all these arrows!?
…Boot to the Head…
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To shreds, you say?
I used to be a soldier of the three kingdoms.
Then I took an arrow to the eye.
Now I'm a hero of the three kingdoms with an eyepatch.
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He took a missile to the face, and was still sexy enough to get laid by commander Shepard. He wins.
Note #1: Be sure to pour skill points into "knee surgery" when playing Skyrim.
Note #2: If "knee surgery" hasn't been invented yet (WTF Why not?) look into guard jobs should the inevitable occur.
The other day I was out adventuring as usual.
I climbed to the top of some mountains.
I killed a couple dragons.
I explored a few ruins.
I found uncountable treasures guarded by a plethora of traps.
I wandered in to a bandit camp.
Suddenly…
Arrows.
Arrows everywhere.
It was horrible.
So they can no longer be adventurers like us because they took arrows to the knee. But they can STAND around all day long and protect the villages from the likes of US?
Damn, these guards are the greatest scam artists that have ever lived!
I appreciate the sole fact that there was a Gameboy that survived a nuke to everything too.
Arrows to knees are smalltime.
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Kanpire is sick of this "arrow to the knee" bullshit.
And hipsters
(yes I am on a Homestuck posting binge)
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I hope it's the cable sort of link.
2-player is fun!
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Bomb, nuke, same difference. Important thing? It still works perfectly.
Who is shooting all these arrows into peoples knees? Is there a serial arrow-knee shooter roaming Skyrim? Clearly there is a mystery aknee!
I used to be original. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Chewbacca: WROOOONNNK!*
*Translation: I took a FUCKING planet to the face! Suck it!
I took an arrow to the knee, missile to the face, and a nuke to everything and I look fin. until I got infect with the zombie virus.
What? That's not true, I'm pretty sure the ghouls are only suffering from severe radiation poisonning
Godfrey of Ibelin fought for two days with an arrow in his testicles.