…And one of you will betray me. Probably Mewtwo, I never did trust that guy!
By Kabocha Torute (thanks Paulrus!)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 14, 2011 · 3:40 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Wow, who knew the Unown were the Da Vincis of the Pokemon universe?
We have a "Spiritual Enlightenment" tag? Since when?
And on the third day, the Trainer finally had enough money to buy a Revive.
Of course
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I swear to Arceus's Father we've seen this one before…
I don't see Mew here…..you better not be one of those people
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I DID IT!
It took quite a bit of searching but I found the artist!
He's a Japanese artist named Kabocha Torute. (Or just "Torute") Does a lot of Pokemon art. And he is REALLY hard to find. :S
His personal/portfolio website (?)
The actual picture.
Listings on Danbooru. (Warning: Site is NSFW)
And it was hard to find because no one who saw this picture on other sites bothered to ask who the artist was. They were more concerned with the lack of Mew and all those other little details.
First one to punch me in the gut will get me to stop boasting about this.
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Anyone else notice Rayquaza eating chicken wings off of Kyorgre's head?
but..but..scaling?
Since when was Mewtwo on the same size as Rayquaza or Groudon and Kyogre? :p
The real nerds would have noted that it is in fact Darkrai who is the betrayer: he is in the position of Judas.
Kyurem is disappoint.
So, where are the Da Vinci Code jokes? Does no-one see the missing Kyurem, Muskadeers, or Celebi?
So, now it's Darkrai Iscariot? That sounds like a name for a band.
This image is old as hell, yet still awesome.
How could Mewtwo be part of this dinner when he was created by man a few years prior to the events of Red and Blue versions? Assuming this is a dawn-of-time event.
Wait a sec. None of them are trying to kill each other here? Truly it must be an act of Arceus.
Arceus: "There's a time and place for everything but not now!"
They all seem quite clique-y amongst their own generations. Except Darkrai who is mingling nicely (quite unlike him) and Mewtwo who is being completely ignored (totally expected).
And so it was in that time that Groudon and Kyrogue, the sons of Rayquaza, went and asked Acreus: "Master, Let us sit at your right wing, and at your left, in your Legendary Glory"
But Arceus rebuked them, saying : " Can you take the rare candy that I take of? You do not know what you ask of me, for the authority to sit at my right wing and my left is not mine to grant, but it shall be given to whom it has been trained for"
What then to do about Arceus mania?
How do we deal with their Normal-type "king?"
Where do we start with a Pokemon bigger
Than Mew was when Mew did his Synchronize thing?
Fools! You have no perception!
His odds of escaping are frighteningly high!
We must crush him completely
So like Mew before him, rel="nofollow">Arceus must die!
about damn time that a pic like this was posted here
i miss moltres zapdos and arcticuno :(
Nah, it won't be Mewtwo. Darkrai is sitting in Judas's seat.
Wait, I thought Marcus was the one who betrayed Arceus
(Hooray for Arceus and the Jewel of Life references!)
I was just building up for a stupid joke, don't take me seriously. I mean, the biblical criticism I used was real but the point of it was less one of religious debate and more along the lines of "hurr.. I made a time joke about dialga"
I don't seriously talk about religion anymore. When you know more about someone's religion than they do, it takes the fun out of being a dick about their beliefs.
Comes with the territory of studying folklore, religion, superstition, and traditions on an anthropological level.
Mewtwo isn't legendary, he's a clone of a legendary. *pushes up Blackglasses*
Poor Kyogre. "How does eat food?"
And on the 7th day, when god said “let there be light”, Arceus used Flash.
Seriously….i would so buy this pic
Arceus used foresight
Darkrai is paralyzed
Darkrai recovered
Darkrai used Kiss
IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Darkrai defeated Arceus
Darkrai obtained 30 silver pieces
Darkrai used self-destruct
Later, the trainers stormed in with their pokeballs fully loaded, and prepared to capture him. Palkia took his claw and Spacial Reneded a trainers ear off, but Arceus kindly gave him another. Giratina was then payed 30 Pieces of Poke, but was overcome with great sorrow and banished himself in the DIstortion world.
Arceus was then tortured by n00b trainers using cheap Strategies Like FEAR and SABER on him constantly only to heal him when he got beaten down. Trainers mocked him by giving him a crown of Ferrothorns and called him King of the Ubers. When he was finally nailed on the cross, he looked up at the sky and shouted Father, do not Punch them, for they know not what they do!" People gambled for his plates, but soon Arceus uttered, "It is finished." And he died.
Captain Falcon watched from the heavens. and there was a great silence in all the land. A single Manly tear from the falcon dropped from the heavens and crashed towards the ground And then an Earthquake tore through the temples of Smogon, and the tier list was torn in half.
3 days later, Arcues rose from the dead and returned to his father's side.
Da Smeargle Code.
how can you have a last supper without Mew but have mewtwo who is the youngest species of pokemon