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SQUIRTLE NIRVANA

Parody lyrics… go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2011 · 10:01 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (172 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Cover Art, Musical, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, Special Attacks, Strike A Pose, Under the Sea

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Pokémon genitals? CANNOT UNSEE!! Thanks a lot, Shawn.
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7 replies · active 688 weeks ago
"How the fuck did they get that picture?!!?"
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1 reply · active 688 weeks ago
Squirvana seems so popular, but people only mention "Smells Like Ocean Waves".

"Heart Shaped PC-BOX1", "I Hate Myself And I Want To Faint", "Love Water Gun", "Indigo Plateau", "Lake of Rage" and so many other songs forgotten...it's like people had Amnesia.
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5 replies · active 689 weeks ago
parody lyrics eh....?

Pull a bike out
In a building
Oak reminds us
"Don't do that thing!"

That's about all i've got.....
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No Squirtle! It's not worth it! You won't even be able to buy Bottled Water nor Lemonade with it!
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3 replies · active 689 weeks ago
There's a guy who runs a comic shop in Aberdeen (washington) that used to be the building where Nirvana did their first performance. He primarily deals in Star Wars stuff (it's called the Star Wars store for a reason) but he also handles trading cards and actual comic books.

I want him to hang this sign in the pokemon section of his store. My younger sister worked there part time for 2 years, I think I can get her to convince him.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
I don't recall seeing those genitals in the game....or anime....or manga....or on the stuffed animal
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
Nerdvana.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
NO SQUIRTLE! IT'S A TRAP!
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Talk about a "money shot"!
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Oooh it looks just like it... right down to the....
ick
gak
rosebud....
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"Did you see that? A Giant Blue skinned Squirtle took my MIllionth Dollar! WAAAAHH!"
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
I prefer Slash.
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Smeagle used Lure!
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2 replies · active 689 weeks ago
I have the card with this art.
Didn't see the penis before...
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......................... Why.... why do that extra detail.......
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and from this day forth, I won't look at a Squirtle if it isn't wearing pants.
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Looks like Squirtle's using his "Water Gun."

I'm sorry.
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Squirtle, don't take the money or you'll be in a pet store where they feed you cardboard.
(Oh what the fuck? On google chrome, a typo fixer for Squirtle says "shirtless.")
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God I wish I could Photoshop Chris Squirtfield, it would go so well with this picture...
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Nice!
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This is the last time I loan out any of my pokemon to do photo shoots

I didn't get a single pokedollar from the sales of this record!
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Ha ha... Penis.
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10 replies · active 689 weeks ago

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