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SMEARGLE - The perfect date rapist

All the moves in the world and you taught Smeargle those four? You’re one messed up trainer!
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SMEARGLE



Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2011 · 10:14 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (383 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Disturbing, Gameboy, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon, Retro, Special Attacks

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141 Responses to “SMEARGLE”

  1. Happy_Crazy on September 27th, 2011 9:16 pm

    Jigglypuff's facial expression….

  2. Mr Plen on September 27th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Smeargle: Every rapist's dream wingman.

  3. Sir_Nox on September 27th, 2011 10:17 pm

    <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/mmevl3.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    In other news: this is older than dirt.

  4. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 27th, 2011 10:17 pm

    Who needs charm? That's what the sleep powder is for! Just replace charm with string shot and you're golden.

  5. KungFuDeli on September 27th, 2011 10:18 pm

    I bet if ruffies were an item in pokemon they'd make Smeargle carry that too… -_-

  6. walktovanish on September 27th, 2011 10:18 pm

    Only semi-related, but my friend once had a Smeargle that he only raised in double-battles so that it learned legendary-specific moves like Roar of Time. It was a pretty awesome Smeargle.

  7. AuraMaster on September 27th, 2011 9:21 pm

    All he needs is Seed Bomb, and you've got yourself a Igglybuff with Smeargle features.

  8. AuraBlaze on September 27th, 2011 10:30 pm

    Where is Officer Jenny when you need her?

  9. Omnomynous on September 27th, 2011 10:49 pm

    Newb set

    I use:
    Lock-On
    Flash
    Bind
    Horn Drill.

  10. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Rapeno

    Mr. Crime

    Magneturnedonbynonconsentingsex

  11. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:51 pm

    No comment on how a level 48 is trying to violate a level 4 yet? I find this situation….Sketchy.

  12. Skarge on September 27th, 2011 10:57 pm

    Hold it! Maybe Machoke can beat that!
    Take this!
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-machoke-clefairy-rapecomic.jpg"&gt;

  13. Rexxmech on September 27th, 2011 11:00 pm

    Date rape? I use this set to catch legendary Pokmon.

  14. Trolldad on September 27th, 2011 11:08 pm

    <img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg"&gt;

  15. Redtroopa on September 27th, 2011 11:14 pm

    Not perfect, he doesn't know string shot

  16. Skarge on September 27th, 2011 11:21 pm

    "Hey Jiggly, I have a rare candy in my van near S.S. Anne. Do you like to come with me?"
    <img src="http://www.totalpokemon.com/images/game/red-blue/walkthrough/ss_anne.gif"&gt;

  17. sonicsmash2 on September 27th, 2011 11:31 pm

    hmm, there should be "amnesia" in that list….

  18. TheFancyPants on September 27th, 2011 11:36 pm

    New question: are we sure that's a tail Smeargle is holding?

    I hope it is, because it's red at the tip.

  19. Marzen on September 27th, 2011 11:51 pm

    Shawn used "post something funny that no one understands!"

    It's not very effective….

    Shawn used "Post Pokemon"

    It's super effective!

    Halolz lol'd!

  20. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:07 am

    Hey guys, I just submitted some boring-ass homework that was due last Thursday by the magic of e-mail (that's right, the Internet being used to actually progress in my studies. WHAT A TWEEST!). Since I'm in such a good mood, FREE PLUS ONES FOR ALL WITH NO FURTHER JUSTIFICATION OTHER THAN THE PREVIOUS!

  21. imnutty on September 28th, 2011 12:40 am

    i had to use this im so sorry
    here comes…
    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-rHHFi0KqWCoa1fYs1_bTdeaXnaZj8GUbHwuPknKoYp3oq_9YR1LzMrUc"&gt;
    too much metaphor?

  22. MasterLuigi452 on September 28th, 2011 12:44 am

    What really disturbs me is that the trainer already got Jigglypuff.
    I mean look for the Pokeball sign.
    You have to wonder how many female Jigglypuffs were caught to be in this situation…

  23. CriticalQuit on September 28th, 2011 12:54 am

    I didn't find this funny when it was new…

    Regardless of the association with pokemon (which I'm usually flexible about implied rule 34 with), it's an incredibly tasteless joke about date rape.

  24. TCC on September 28th, 2011 3:02 am

    "Hey, does my tail smell like chloroform?"

  25. Ice_Cold_Water on September 28th, 2011 7:36 am

    <img src=http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/zapp-brannigan.jpg>

  26. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2011 10:11 am

    Wasn't this already posted?

  27. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2011 10:11 am

    Wasn't this already posted? Or is it just that old?

  28. BTSnoogans on September 28th, 2011 9:03 pm

    I look at the moveset and then I look at the tip of Smeargle's tail and wonder just what he is planning on doing with that.

  29. Mask of Problem? on September 28th, 2011 10:41 pm

    I've seen enough Law and Order: Special Victims Unit to know were this is going

  30. IncredulousEric on September 28th, 2011 11:03 pm

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/627/DAT%20ASJ.jpg?1304963208&quot; />See more on Know Your Meme

    That is all.

  31. dope92 on September 29th, 2011 7:00 pm

    ummm

    its a girl…

    so if it knows pound….

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/006/137/130856000524.gif?1308599498"&gt;

  32. PyroCatheter on September 29th, 2011 11:56 pm

    Eff that, I'm teaching my Smeargle all legendary moves.

    Also, that's a level four you sick fuck.

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