They’re disturbingly delicious!
An in-game pic submitted by Ashiyama
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2011 · 2:29 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
You should find all the mortal kombat funnies, there are alot of them between all the recent KM's and their pretty good
A post that's funny without any editing or word placement! Simply amazing!!!
Inside Box's prizes may contain:
*Fake glowing eye
*Random Mutilated enemy's body part
*Coupon for a body modification
*Meet Kano getting the golden ticket(warning, safety of the participant is not secured)
I'm rather disappointed here, I would eat that cereal if it was real. However aluminum lake food dyes(what makes most processed foods red) make me psychotic and I'd end up being a VERY enthusiastic Mortal Kombat reenactor within minutes.
A hard day's slaughter starts with a nutritious breakfast right?
Foodality! I guess this makes him a cereal killer.
Tastes like the souls of all of who oppose you!
i prefer the baked goods to be honest… anyone wanna try a kano ball?
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No more KratO's? Those were Shawnerrific! NOM NOM NOM.
KanO-s, if you're lucky you might get a prize! you're own pair of butterfly knifes. y'know, for kids.
FINISH THEM!
and cut out the UPC code on the box and send away for a free Kano action figure!
Oh no you don't Shawn-y-kins!
I have counted A-way too few comments and attention for the previous post for you to move along now to a different topic all together …. or were ye' REALLY that desperate for some God O' War?
Did anyone else think that Kano's necklace was part of an oddly shaped spoon at first?
KanO's
Stays cruncy in blood colored milk and a great source of iron.
They also make a gray version for Nintendo fans.
I don't get it. Can somebody explain? T.T
Also: I tried to find the relevant picture, but here's the C&H quote because the internet sucks in that regard.
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
Seriously, couldn't find it.
They should make more MK themed breakfast cereals. Jax could make Apple Jax. Quan Chi could make a cereal with a tagline about how it stays Quanchi in milk. And Sub Zero could make Frosted Flakes. Oh wait…
The violence makes it taste better!
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I'd buy that because i realize how many cereal franchises died for him to get tha- OH MAH GAWD ESSENTIAL VITAMINS :D *buys 5000 boxes*
Shawn's favorite cereal is Courageous Krat-O's (Kratos).
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The only cereal that makes you into a family man!!!
It still like Sandvich-O's :
Perfect fuel for killing cowards!
I prefer Apple Jax
There's a fatality in every box!
I prefer a bowl of Sub Zero Ice Crunch. Even the milk turns crunchy!
I'm actually surprised this hasn't been on here sooner. I mean that's from Deception I think…..
….Is it just me or is Kano the Medic on that cereal box?
does it come with a free heart inside? or that rusty aussie accent from that MK movie?
o-o also when do i getz my top hatz and monocles?
KanO's. So good, you'll be DYING for more!!
I'll just join all the other people in the corner over there…
For the growing cyclops in all of us!
I prefer Khorne Flakes.
For every one that spams ball attack!