I swear to God, five more experience points and I’ll kill you all.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2011 · 12:09 AM
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5 experience points? Are you kidding me? That's way too much trouble to level up. Just use a rare candy. That solves everything.
When I evolve, I swear to god I'm going to kill you all.
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Well Magikarp, I may know a person who knows a person who can help you with that
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Don't worry, he's legit
Trainer Pressed B!
Magikarp did NOT evolve!
Trainer used TROLLFACE! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Trainer used SLEEP!
Magikarp used SMOTHER! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Trainer fainted!
Magikarp gained 2000 experience points!
Magikarp has leveled up!
Five experience later…
-presses B-
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Onward to level 100!
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I guess throwing it is worth that extra exp!
Im sorry to say this but even if he does evolve he will have a hard time to kill us all
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Magikarp doesn't need to evolve to kill everybody. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
(Just some help from his friends)
ALWAYS when you're one level from evolving something.
OBJECTION!: This Magikarp's Hp is too low to be a level 19 pokemon! A Magikarp with no EV's and a base Hp IV of 0 would have at MINIMUM 36 Hp.
SOON…
We will resolve our conflict in a most gentlemanly manner.
But then…
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DEPRESSION
HIT B! Then you can have Flail Karp!
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Given the power and fighting techniques of a level 19 Magikarp, I'd say we still have at least until August next year before he evolves. In the mean time, I will seek out the greatest scientists in the world and gather them all in to one laboratory, attempting to create an enormous B button to stop it from evolving.
So that magikarp has been trained by stan smith?
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Don't worry Magicarp….it does get better
Kids remember to EV train and EXP share
Because everyone knows the most threatening thing in all of existence is a Gyarados that knows Splash.
Magicarp isnt useless the move splash.
Mr. Fish approves of this.
Congratulations on your hard work Magikarp! In honor of your hard work i like to present you with this everston- err…good luck charm! Be sure to NEVER remove it for certain doom will happen if u do
*evolves*
Yay!
*only moves are Splash, Tackle, and now Bite*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Next level….
You.
QUICK! BLUDGEON SOMETHING TO DEATH WITH IT!
aaaaand just when i thought that stupid meme was over. fuuuuudge.
Murderkarp. He speaks to me in my thoughts.
I am become Gyarados, the destroyer of worlds.
Poor magikarp… Lemme just pat ya on the head! (evolve, gyrados, bites head off, dead.)
THEY ALL DOUBTED ME! THEY ALL DOUBTED ME! NOW I'M SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH, BITCHES!
Gyarados are only effective in water? Its wings only allow it to hover for a certain amount of time?
Only one thing to do, then…
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SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!