He’s probably just thrilled he’s not a butt ugly Oshawatt anymore!
By super-tuler
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 18, 2011 · 11:44 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Nintendo, Pokémon, Strike A Pose · Leave a comment () 79 Comments |
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"YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!"- Oshawatt Banner
<img src="http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/9250/fuck%20yea.png" width="450">
Oshawott: Forever Alone
Dewott: Fuck yea, now people will finally want me!
Nope,still ugly
Dewott is a water-ninja-otter which dual-wields a pair of razor-sharp seashells to perform cutting techniques.
WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT.
They told me I could be anything I wanted
<img src="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/f/2011/068/f/f/dewott_by_hukuzo-d3b8rm6.png">
So I became a Dewott
I USED WATER PULSE.
FUCK YEA IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
vagina
that is all
Just wait until he's a Samurott.
Oshawott's revenge is having Dewott be cooler than Servine. Servine arms are freakin' useless…
Evolve all you want, my fire-type Growlithe can still turn you into steam.
Osha-what? Imma Dewott now! But not for long, if you blink you'll miss me evolve into Samurott! Fuck yeah!
Wotthefuck?
Well he does have a neato pokestache, that counts for something doesn't it?
"butt ugly"
That's a funny way to post cute Shawn.
I wonder he loves mountains too?
I concur with this statement.
*Evolves again* "Awesome, now I have a massive sword I can draw from my arm!" *Looks down* "Which is now a leg… fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/503___samurott_by_ligernekoka-d39pfsb.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Translation: Come at me, Bro
So awesome, ALL his moves are Super Effective.
Dewott and Samurott are both pretty awesome, and this picture is very well done. That said, I prefer Serperior. It has great defense and speed and is a grass type so it works out perfectly for some annoying techniques. (Toxic, Leech seed, protect, and giga drain = looong battle that greatly angers your opponents.
Also, while Dewott is pretty cool (if still a bit silly looking) it still doesn't really stack up with the other water types.
We've got a badass steel penguin.
A giant turtle with cannons.
A giant blue alligator (okay, so Feraligator doesn't stack up)
And Mudkip
Mudkip.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUDKIIIIIIIP.
Dude is underestimated if well liked. Mudkip is one of only a handful of pokemon that can learn counter and mirror coat. Its evolved forms have very balanced stats and are water/ground types (which have a lot of advantages and one dang weakness.) It's versatile, unique, and MUDKIP.
Dewott says, "Come at me bro!" I say okay. I have a Mudkip, your argument is invalid.
Fuck yea, Mudkip!
That thing looked like it crawled into blue arm float, got stuck, then pretended it was a skirt and that skirts were cool.
He still looks like an overdesigned dildo
Oshawott->Dewott->Samurott. Okay
Otter->Otter->SEA UNICORN?!
Not pictured: His boat crewed by his numerous Mudkip hoes.
BOATS AND HOES GOTTA HAVE BOATS 'N HOES
The only difference between mudkip and oshawott is that mudkip knows when to not press the goddam B button.
Don't ya love it when Pokemon have a Magikarp-Gyarados evolutions…:D
But i still Don't have my super awesome swords,
Hmm,
<img src="http://files.sharenator.com/Close_enough-s330x315-189585-580.jpg">