It’s The Accent

103 Comments

1. Hadouken on July 5th, 2011 8:44 am
   

   Well we brits are more sexy than hot skitty on wailord action
2. MassiveDamage on July 5th, 2011 8:51 am
   

   I gave that bitch an English accent.
   Bitches love English accents.

   Then I gave her a lemon.
   Things went down hill from there.
3. thereisnospoon on July 5th, 2011 8:58 am
   

   Oh God, obsessive Portal fans with ovaries. I never realized how unlucky Stephen Merchant is.
4. CapnJakeBob on July 5th, 2011 9:02 am
   

   I…

   Suddenly, those years of watching American TV make me want to kill myself. MY POOR ACCENT HAS SUFFERED
5. MC Ninja on July 5th, 2011 9:05 am
   

   *Girl approaches Stephen*

   Stephen: Hey, what's your name?

   Girl: *jumps*

   Stephen: Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Never mind, say "apple."

   Girl: *jumps again*
6. General_Asshat on July 5th, 2011 9:30 am
   

   Little did those fans know that the accent was a lie.
7. TehBlueOne on July 5th, 2011 9:49 am
   

   I misread his name as Stephen Magnet so many times.
8. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am
   

   WARNING: Not effective in Britain.
9. strayjohno on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am
   

   Tall, check. Gangly, check. British, check.

   I'm moving to the US.
10. Dr. Furry on July 5th, 2011 9:52 am
    

    hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with a johny depp, especially after this

    until i can figure out how to embed images url will suffice http://www.mobytalkies.com/wp-content/uploads/201…
11. spplmj on July 5th, 2011 9:56 am
    

    Seriously though… rel="nofollow">how can anyone say no to him?
12. Inky Blue on July 5th, 2011 10:21 am
    

    I'm sad for my British accent, it's not the sexy one, it's a very broken Scots one, thanks to American Tv, movies, and video games I don't sound like anyone anymore.

    That and I'm mute, thanks Valve for that
13. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 5th, 2011 10:41 am
    

    Which begs the question, how does one keep rabid fangirls at bay?

    I'm thinking a reworked version of the Fallout 3 Repellent Stick.
14. GazzyW007 on July 5th, 2011 10:43 am
    

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15. Vabolo on July 5th, 2011 11:17 am
    

    1. Learn to emulate a British accent by watching many, MANY British television programs and films.

    2. Make yourself look presentable (See: tall and gangly).

    3. Find a place full of non-British women looking for a mate.

    4. Get yourself a date easily due to previous steps.

    5. At the end of the date, reveal your true accent.

    6. Rinse and repeat to fuck with their minds.

    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/096/0/b/british_troll_face_by_lunchmonster-d3dcdw0.png&quot; /img>

    I say, is there a complication? Are you angered, by Jove?
16. Ryven on July 5th, 2011 11:43 am
    

    Ahm prouud to have a bitish accent :3 I shall cherish it
17. HughbertEsq on July 5th, 2011 11:56 am
    

    I *may* follow in my sisters footsteps and spend my gap year in Ireland (land of the extended family) solely to replace my growing London/Jafaican accent for an Irish one.
    Is that a good idea or is it doomed to make me another grumpy Hibernian?
18. MorningMoon on July 5th, 2011 12:08 pm
    

    You have now read every single comment to this picture in Wheatley's voice.
19. ChemicalKirby on July 5th, 2011 12:50 pm
    

    You should see how many chicks David Tennet gets ;D
20. RespectfulGlove on July 5th, 2011 12:53 pm
    

    I call your Stephen Merchant, and raise you one Nolan North.

    Bitches love the space.
21. Gregjr794 on July 5th, 2011 1:59 pm
    

    Tall: Check
    Gangly: Check
    British: ……How far will "from Tennessee" get me?
22. Shady Kitsune on July 5th, 2011 2:03 pm
    

    Can't blame the bitches. Wheatley was a pretty cool guy, funny too.
    Then the ball of scrap backstabbed Chell and punched her down a pit with a talking potato.
23. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 5th, 2011 2:24 pm
    

    Vince McMahon?
24. Hatmor on July 5th, 2011 2:30 pm
    

    At least he's not a moron…
25. Ataeru on July 5th, 2011 3:50 pm
    

    The girl with the black hair in the first panel of the comic looks like an employee I used to work with. 0_o;
26. Doctor Rover on July 5th, 2011 6:11 pm
    

    So it seems like 1 out 3 girls are gamers.

    What? didn't you get that out today's comic?
27. CriticalQuit on July 5th, 2011 6:14 pm
    

    a girl I'm friends with has found herself Merchant-crazy as well. It's funny XD
28. Redtroopa on July 5th, 2011 8:11 pm
    

    Wait, I thought bitches love Dragonite. But apparently bitches love British accents no matter what they come out of.
29. SadFace298 on July 6th, 2011 12:41 am
    

    Sorry Australian is the sexiest accent of all time.
30. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 1:52 am
    

    What? Its British Accents now? Just when I spent all my game corner tokens of a Dragonite…….
    Damn
31. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:17 am
    

    The moment he gets a sore throat, karma's gonna nail him in the ass.
32. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:31 am
    

    Wait, is that Shaun Hastings???
33. Strike_low on July 7th, 2011 11:53 am
    

    I thought Killing Floor is suppose to be a video game that makes British accent so popular?
34. JboneDRS on July 10th, 2011 4:45 am
    

    It's actually a Scottish or Irish accent, I can't really discern the difference.
35. LOL on August 1st, 2011 1:29 pm
    

    WTF HOW THAT GIRL GOT WHEATLEY ON HER HANDS?

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