Scientists just aren’t good at talking to women!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2011 · 5:13 PM
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Oh that's bull Gordon, I had no trouble at all at looking at her boobs.. Wait what? I mean…
Edit: Holy crap how did I get to 48p so quickly?
And here I thought Gordon Freeman was out smashing scientist stereotypes (with a crowbar, nonetheless)…
Gordon you've got it all wrong. Women have boobs so you've got something to look at while you're talking to them!
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baaaaaaaarely shawn? i showed that to you months ago XD
Is this also the reason why we don't have Episode 3 yet?
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YAY SCIENCE!!!
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Will Gordon Freeman ever successfully talk to a girl? Find out next time in Episode 3!
I swear by my tophat ive seen this before
SPELLING HAMMER! "Doesn't" not "dosen't"! Shawn I am disappoint.
Gordon Freeman is wearing a skirt. Cannot unsee.
Other instances:
Eli Vance: Gordon Freeman. Heh, let me get a look at you, man…
Gordon: (thinking) Oh god, a black man. Stay cool, stay cool… you're not a racist, just watch your words. Wait, did I use "black"? Fuck! I mean, he's a "minority"….. NO NO NO, "African-American". Wait, is he even American? Never really asked. Fuck it, I'll go with that. Yeah! yeah! Better to think that before I think "nigg-DAMMIT.
Now if someone could tell me why Chell doesn't talk….
gordon lost his voice with the first invasion, that was an
*shades*
unforseen consequence….
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
ahem…
so…
that´s why no one is expecting you to answer
C'mon, Gordon! Resist those urges! Don't make me show the film that made me the man I am today! (sorry for those who are country-blocked)
inb4 sammich
is it just me or is this a repeat?
Now, let's all agree that we at least spent a minute staring at her boobs.
Yeah, but that doesn't explain why almost every other videogame protaganist doesn't say a damn thing.
Who needs talking?
Oh right me XD
Remember kratlolz? We all want that back but that obviously won't happen, so I got an idea, Shawn. HALFLOLZ. We don't have enough Half-life related lolz, so make Halflolz! And no the lolz wont be half as great. They will be a fourth as great. :3
She made herself mute.
For science…you monster.
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I wonder if that'll be the mainstay of Freemans Mind when they get to HL2
Looks like Mr. Freeman has a crowbar… IN HIS PANTS!!! Ha.
Isnt this like a few years old or something cause i have seen this before…
I think he misinterpreted "burn" for "Smash everything to pieces and then smash those pieces into smaller pieces with a crowbar"
Honest mistake on his part. I once misinterpreted "Don't mess with the laws of physics" for "create a weapon based on black holes"
That was not so honest though.
Isn't this older than dirt?
That's why burning zombies is so much fun…