For a game with so few characters, I was surprised to see not one but TWO alignment charts for Portal 2 in my inbox today!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 28, 2011 · 10:42 PM
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Is there room for Chaotic Stupid?
It doesn't behoove an alignment chart to have the same person on there twice. Unless it's Batman.
Why? 'cause he's the goddamn Batman, that's why.
weird to see the crazy scientist is lawful good. When it should bee chaotic good. You know form all the pills his taken.
The people at Aperture Science really know what they're doing. They've covered all kinds of human personalities with their AI programing!
"Oh no, this is the part where he kills us."
"Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"
CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
… I wonder if he's gonna try and kill you.
Seeing Mr. Cantima's comment, I feel I must take it a step further:
GLaDOS: "this is the part where he kills us"
Wheatley: "hello! this is the part where I kill you!"
*pops up on screen "The Part Where He Kills You" *
Chell: *jumps**
*read: "apple"
How DARE they call the companion cube true neutral? It is the embodiment of all that is good in this world, nay, this universe!
Halolz alignment chart:
Chaotic Evil:
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Yup.
So goddamn true.
So Adventure Sphere is a Black Belt in Karate, and Larate… but not Jarate?
As an enthusiast of Dungeons & Dragons, I just had a braingasm.
Give me a moment, I can't see because my eyes were blinded by the sheer amount of awesome I just saw.
Wheatley.
Neutral.
Tried to kill you all.
What the fuck am I reading.
Also: TURRETS ARE NOT EVIL!
THEY ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD! ;.;
If being chaotic evil means being voiced by Mike Patton, I really need to start barbecuing more orphans.
Lawful Good- Louis
Neutral Good- Coach
Chaotic Good- Zoe
Lawful Neutral- Bill
True Neutral- Rochelle
Chaotic Neutral- Francis, Nick
Lawful Evil- Witch
Neutral Evil- Boomer
Chaotic Evil- Tank
Chaotic Stupid- Ellis
Erm. Who's the lawful good on the second chart? I dont recognize him right off.
I feel like the defective turrets deserve some place on the second chart.
I like how no one else seems o have noticed the Neutral Evil in the first chart gets shifted to Lawful Evil in the seccond chart, though this may be more so to charicter comparison
also: why isnt lawful good called Lawful Stupid
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I'm in space.
I'm going to point out… I just made a Cave Johnson mechanic for my next campaign. Lulz will ensue.
>Comes to Halolz
>Sees DnD submission
>My face below
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Wheatley should be Neutral evil, who agrees?
Chapter 9 -- The Part Where He Kills You.
"Oh no, this is the part where he kills us!!!"
"Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"
Achievement Unlocked -- Part Where He Kills You
SEE THE OBVIOUS SIGNS THAT KILLING IS IMMINENT.
WONDER IF THERE WILL BE CAKE.