What happens when you replace Wheatley’s dimwitted British charm with Bill’s angry old man voice? You get one cranky morality sphere, that’s what!
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[VIDEO] What if Bill replaced Wheatley?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2011 · 2:30 AM

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 727 weeks ago

That's not Wheatley. That's Bill. We sell him too.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 727 weeks ago

Tank Johnson. We're done here.

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Spolin 90p · 727 weeks ago

Silly Bill, that's a panel not a tan- OH SHIT YES IT IS!

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VigilanteSpider 92p · 727 weeks ago

I think Francis would have been more entertaining.
"I hate portals!"
"I hate scientific tests!"
"I hate Aperture Science!"
"I ha--" at this point you fling him into the incinerator.
"Good thing I'm indestructible."

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5 replies · active 727 weeks ago

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Marzen 101p · 727 weeks ago

"Smoker!"

*Deadly neuro-toxin fills the room*

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4 replies · active 727 weeks ago

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Deep Thought 105p · 727 weeks ago

*Janitorial staff is cleaning up mess from last spit take*
*Spit take at the next computer over*
Who released that video!
*cue press release*

We at Aperture Science would like to point out that we do NOT plan on having zombies as part of our scientific endeavors. This video must be forged somehow. The rumors of recent attempts to release zombies at Aperture Science were also fabricated.
*Writes note: I know that was you, Ace, you'll be getting yours soon enough*
Aperture Science safety protocols limit the amount of zombified workforce to an absolute minimum. As an assurance to you, the customer, we will never allow our infected employees near the products that you, as the consumer, buy. We actually keep them firing the furnace. They like the bright lights.

Thank You,
Aperture Science

-----------------------
Note to Ace: The neurotoxin is in the mail.
Note to King: There may be a small chance that a team of assassins may have gotten their hands on a portal device. Heads up.

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1 reply · active 726 weeks ago

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invadingduck 96p · 727 weeks ago

Bill is Still Alive?

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3 replies · active 567 weeks ago

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Axel X 90p · 727 weeks ago

The only thing that could make this video better would be Cave Johnson's combustible lemons.

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2 replies · active 726 weeks ago

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Zeik 95p · 727 weeks ago

Now, let's see what happens when you replace Wheatley with C-3PO.

Oh, that's right. 343 Guilty Spark.

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1 reply · active 726 weeks ago

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SolidScientist 101p · 727 weeks ago

This syncs up surprisingly well, but it still just doesn't really fit the Bill, y'know?

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deleted8254443 78p · 727 weeks ago

I'm still waiting for a parody with Navi.

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BasketGT 95p · 727 weeks ago

(WARNING: Contains some spoilers for the ending of Portal 2)
I get it. Then the three corrupted personality cores you attach to him will be Francis, Zoey, and Louis. Just as those three cores were the death of Wheately, the same shall be of Bill(ley)!

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Tartaurus 103p · 727 weeks ago

I would hate to see the tests he'd build...

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Smirky 104p · 727 weeks ago

I'll see peace back in Aperture if I gotta shut down every one of these turrets with my bare goddamn circuits!!

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AquaLink 69p · 727 weeks ago

horse shit goddam bird!

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Trainer_Black 92p · 727 weeks ago

"Panel! Panel!"
"Companion Cube! Turn off your flashlight!"
"I hear a turret around here..."
"Portal here!"
"I hate un-stationary scaffolds."

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CriticalQuit 93p · 727 weeks ago

Need an incinerator here!

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Spencer 119p · 727 weeks ago

Bill: Ah, screw yer zombie apocalypse, I'm movin to Aperture.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 727 weeks ago

now i am imaging ellis being wheatley and telling all his stories as you are going through the game... i would know more about the game but my $2500 Windows 7 alienware laptop crashes to a blue screen every time i try to download it! the parts where bill screams remind me of every time i try to play :(

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etBie 4p · 727 weeks ago

Wheatley with Pinkie Pies Mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIejAv3yA7o

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Strike_low 75p · 727 weeks ago

Bill here!

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Jade Catima 91p · 727 weeks ago

They already have Bill in Portal 2. Except for he called himself "Rick" for some reason...

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Lordshadow 97p · 727 weeks ago

Valve Timeline:
Combine take over earth, beaten back by Gordon Freeman, meanwhile, Chell defeats GLaDOS for the first time before being taken away by a party escort bot back to a relaxation chamber.

9999999 minutes later (approximately 19.03 years). Chell awakens the second time to escape Aperture Science with Wheatley, reactivating GLaDOS who claims to take up reanimating the dead as a hobby.

Within two years with the help of testing it on the humans found in co-op, GLaDOS has invented a biological compound derived from deadly neurotoxin and headcrab DNA that causes humans infected by it to come back to "life" and become extremely violent.

As these subjects are unsuitable for testing, she release them from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. These diseased individuals are later found and subdued by local authorities, who, believing this to be some sort of illness, send them off to Mercy Hospital.

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Guitauren Hero · 727 weeks ago

Whoa. What was a Tank doing there?! Kill him with....uhhh...Terminal Velocity! Yeah!

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GigaCrashMan 41p · 726 weeks ago

tanks are the new sentrys!

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 727 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure this was actually the original gameplay, and then Valve decided, "Nah we'll make him a British retard instead."

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HughbertEsq 98p · 727 weeks ago

Holy Ass-ticles where did that tank come from?!

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exchangerates 88p · 727 weeks ago

I wouldn't call it an easy do-it-yourself job. Not that it's hard to throw one in, but if the backlash and preload aren't set correct the gears will howl something terrible.

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Totema on April 26th, 2011 2:39 am

I'm pretty sure this was actually the original gameplay, and then Valve decided, "Nah we'll make him a British retard instead."
aimless_void on April 26th, 2011 2:42 am

This syncs up surprisingly well, but it still just doesn't really fit the Bill, y'know?
Totema on April 26th, 2011 3:00 am

That's not Wheatley. That's Bill. We sell him too.
Strike_low on April 26th, 2011 3:05 am

Bill here!
Ozymil on April 26th, 2011 3:05 am

I'm still waiting for a parody with Navi.
BasketGT on April 26th, 2011 3:06 am

(WARNING: Contains some spoilers for the ending of Portal 2)
I get it. Then the three corrupted personality cores you attach to him will be Francis, Zoey, and Louis. Just as those three cores were the death of Wheately, the same shall be of Bill(ley)!
AquaLink on April 26th, 2011 3:15 am

horse shit goddam bird!
Spolin on April 26th, 2011 3:30 am

Silly Bill, that's a panel not a tan- OH SHIT YES IT IS!
GameboyPATH on April 26th, 2011 3:38 am

Tank Johnson. We're done here.
Smirky on April 26th, 2011 3:40 am

I'll see peace back in Aperture if I gotta shut down every one of these turrets with my bare goddamn circuits!!
Tartaurus on April 26th, 2011 3:59 am

I would hate to see the tests he'd build…
etBie on April 26th, 2011 4:12 am

Wheatley with Pinkie Pies Mind
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exchangerates on April 26th, 2011 4:51 am

I wouldn't call it an easy do-it-yourself job. Not that it's hard to throw one in, but if the backlash and preload aren't set correct the gears will howl something terrible.
Guitauren Hero on April 26th, 2011 6:50 am

Whoa. What was a Tank doing there?! Kill him with….uhhh…Terminal Velocity! Yeah!
Marzen on April 26th, 2011 6:54 am

"Smoker!"

*Deadly neuro-toxin fills the room*
Axel X on April 26th, 2011 6:57 am

The only thing that could make this video better would be Cave Johnson's combustible lemons.
ZeikHunter on April 26th, 2011 9:44 am

Now, let's see what happens when you replace Wheatley with C-3PO.

Oh, that's right. 343 Guilty Spark.
HughbertEsq on April 26th, 2011 10:14 am

Holy Ass-ticles where did that tank come from?!
VigilanteSpider on April 26th, 2011 10:24 am

I think Francis would have been more entertaining.
"I hate portals!"
"I hate scientific tests!"
"I hate Aperture Science!"
"I ha--" at this point you fling him into the incinerator.
"Good thing I'm indestructible."
Trainer_Black on April 26th, 2011 10:38 am

"Panel! Panel!"
"Companion Cube! Turn off your flashlight!"
"I hear a turret around here…"
"Portal here!"
"I hate un-stationary scaffolds."
Lordshadow on April 26th, 2011 11:24 am

Valve Timeline:
Combine take over earth, beaten back by Gordon Freeman, meanwhile, Chell defeats GLaDOS for the first time before being taken away by a party escort bot back to a relaxation chamber.

9999999 minutes later (approximately 19.03 years). Chell awakens the second time to escape Aperture Science with Wheatley, reactivating GLaDOS who claims to take up reanimating the dead as a hobby.

Within two years with the help of testing it on the humans found in co-op, GLaDOS has invented a biological compound derived from deadly neurotoxin and headcrab DNA that causes humans infected by it to come back to "life" and become extremely violent.

As these subjects are unsuitable for testing, she release them from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. These diseased individuals are later found and subdued by local authorities, who, believing this to be some sort of illness, send them off to Mercy Hospital.
invadingduck on April 26th, 2011 12:19 pm

Bill is Still Alive?
Alpar on April 26th, 2011 12:59 pm

Bill: Ah, screw yer zombie apocalypse, I'm movin to Aperture.
CriticalQuit on April 26th, 2011 1:41 pm

Need an incinerator here!
Jade Catima on April 26th, 2011 2:56 pm

They already have Bill in Portal 2. Except for he called himself "Rick" for some reason…
HughbertEsq on April 26th, 2011 4:02 pm

I was referring to personality, as Zoey fails to strike me in any shape or form as one who could be recognized as exceedingly intelligent were it not for the zombie apocalypse
Kevvo on April 26th, 2011 4:20 pm

"We ain't got time for this, Ellis."
GigaCrashMan on April 27th, 2011 12:04 am

tanks are the new sentrys!
HughbertEsq on April 27th, 2011 4:08 am

HOW IS THIS COMMENT LINGERING IN THE MID-SECTION?!?!