IT ONLY GIVES AWAY EVERYTHING.™

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1. Redzeroine on April 26th, 2011 7:50 pm
   

   It may take my honor, my dignity, or even my spirit. But at least it gave me Scott Pilgrim : The Video Game.
2. dekuskrub1 on April 26th, 2011 7:51 pm
   

   it gives away everything
   except DLC
3. OrionX on April 26th, 2011 8:16 pm
   

   "I can’t even remember the last time I used the Playstation Network!"
   Because PS3 HAZ NO GAEMS
4. Darkangelsv1 on April 26th, 2011 8:27 pm
   

   The new Mortal Kombat and Portal 2 came out.
   If you play MK, on PS3 you get Kratos and in Portal 2 you can connect to Steam and get a free copy for the PC.
   On the 360, you can play online and have your data safe.
5. Coodoo on April 26th, 2011 8:40 pm
   

   Just as long as my trophies are safe.
6. Julianacosta on April 26th, 2011 8:48 pm
   

   oh no psn is down all my info is stolen whatever will i do?…… “5 seconds later” Preparing to launch Team Fortress 2…..
7. Mentlegen on April 26th, 2011 8:53 pm
   

   "Everybody has security. We're Sony! FUCK security!"
8. Wetmang on April 26th, 2011 8:53 pm
   

   I wonder if the Japanese still televise the harakiri of Sony CEOs…
9. El_bruno on April 26th, 2011 8:59 pm
   

   It gave away all the info?! Oh no! All my personal information in the hands of hackers!!

   ……….wait a second

   <img src="http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/150/f/2011/103/8/4/yao_ming_meme_new_version_hd_by_guillersevilla-d3dwein.png"&gt;
   I don't have a PS3!
10. Roflcopter419 on April 26th, 2011 8:59 pm
    

    Inb4flamewaroverconsoles

    There. Now don't start any arguments about consoles.
11. Pioneer1 on April 26th, 2011 9:09 pm
    

    Buy a PS3
    use it only for blue-ray
    <img src="http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx174/FlaK_93/TrollFace.png&quot; width="500">
    Is it just me, or does the PS3 have a lot of bugs? example
    But for those that have a PSN account, I wish you well.
12. invadingduck on April 26th, 2011 9:16 pm
    

    Only took them a week to tell us. Thanks Sony. Next you'll be telling us you accidentally deleted the cure for cancer.
13. Vabolo on April 26th, 2011 9:40 pm
    

    Also:

    <img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1261596481_3Fw2MnJ-L.jpg&quot; /IMG>
14. VigilanteSpider on April 26th, 2011 10:07 pm
    

    http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3d/Scout_…
    Before anyone makes any smart remarks (heaven knows I didn't) I have a PSN account too. In retrospect… not worth it.
15. Uzumakiclan43 on April 26th, 2011 10:16 pm
    

    Prepare to get down on the floor, for all your personal information are now belonging to me! *musical chime*
16. CriticalQuit on April 26th, 2011 10:32 pm
    

    Good thing my PS3 account uses the email account I never use.
17. tmotom on April 26th, 2011 10:32 pm
    

    Yet another reason to buy an Xbox. Or just play Minecraft.
18. itsBlt on April 26th, 2011 10:44 pm
    

    ohh my gawd..my fake information was given to some hussy from milaysia? o well…guess i can make a new persona again
19. VaultLegend on April 26th, 2011 10:44 pm
    

    Step 1: Claim all your old favorite Playstation games will be re-released on PSN.
    Step 2: ……
    Step 3: Profit
20. Ataeru on April 26th, 2011 11:16 pm
    

    *tries to log in on main site to change pass*
    *can't log in*
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
21. GigaCrashMan on April 27th, 2011 12:01 am
    

    PSN is like x-box live only free, it'll just cost you everything you hold dear…
    GREAT DEAL! :D
22. bdsorensen on April 27th, 2011 12:22 am
    

    You want to know what's even better? My PS3 got stolen today! These hackers seem to be getting better and better!
23. shadow649 on April 27th, 2011 12:29 am
    

    My friend is still convinced that the PS3 is better cuz of the free online. Even though his brother has the console like 75% of the time on the other side of town… He also owns a 360 but even though he is willing to spend over a thousand dollars on Longboards (he has like 5 i swear) He doesn't pay $60 for a year of live. plus live is on sale still right?
24. BoxeyBrown on April 27th, 2011 12:56 am
    

    The fools!!! They bought a Playstation in a world where StarCraft 2, Xbox 360, minecraft, and many other infinitely more amazing things exist!!!
25. Citrovc4 on April 27th, 2011 2:04 am
    

    The only sony products I own are the ps1 (nostalgic good old days there) and the psp (which funnily enough was hacked in order to play ps1 games and old nintendo games)

    So since my psp cant connect to PSN and I only use a PC for "Stationary Gaming" it seems im safe

    Also sorta relevent: YaY for playing original 3 spyro games on psp
26. Dr. Furry on April 27th, 2011 2:31 am
    

    oh no, psn is down, play outside.
27. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2011 2:33 am
    

    Not a PS3 owner, so anyone kind enough to explain?
28. Dr.Panda on April 27th, 2011 2:45 am
    

    HA! Jokes on you hackers, my info was info i already stolen!
    Err…i mean..Oh no, my private information.
29. Gamerofloz on April 27th, 2011 3:55 am
    

    Hey, whoever lives on 123 Fake Street, let me know if anyone comes looking for me yeah?
30. PewnyPL on April 27th, 2011 5:48 am
    

    At times like this I'm glad that the newest console I have is PS2 (which I got 2 weeks ago >_>)
31. HughbertEsq on April 27th, 2011 6:51 am
    

    REVENGE! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
    …
    EGG ROLLS!
32. C__F on April 27th, 2011 7:46 am
    

    We make sure all the stress is put into your non-gaming life. So you can focus on us.
33. TehVortex on April 27th, 2011 7:50 am
    

    …what is this, i don't even…
34. Hejiru on April 27th, 2011 7:54 am
    

    Didn't Anonymous have something to do with this?
35. itachi65 on April 27th, 2011 9:17 am
    

    What the fuck is with these sheep gamers! Its funny how the psn is down but the ps3 is still better than 360 and the wii! Im still playing my PS3 more than my shitbox and my crappy little wii! Real gamers dont give a shit about online!
36. Bewford on April 27th, 2011 9:49 am
    

    I'm not a Sony fanboy, but a clear points needs to be made. The hacker claims to have done this as part of a boycott or something, the Anon is upset with sony for whatever reason, and is not doing this as far as we know for money. Whomever they are, they enjoy watching the company squirm. The second point is the hacker sent a message saying the next attack will happen as soon as the psn is back up, but will not affect the users (as badly). There is also the fact they are saying this so that you are "on your toes" about your information, the truth could be, yes, they got all your info, but plan to do nothing with it, or no, this is just a precaution in the worst case scenario, and they don't feel like getting sued for not telling you it could be all out there.

    So yes, this isn't a bad time to buy an Xbox360, but, need I remind you of the 2 week live blackout around Halo 3? Perfectly good time to buy a ps3 then. Microsoft finally said "Tag!" when we tripped over a wire of some sadistic 6 year old.
37. itachi65 on April 27th, 2011 10:33 am
    

    And PS3 Is still better than wii and 360! LOL Sony made gaming where it is today! Yeah Nintendo was first but after 100 Pokemon and Mario games it kinda of gets old after 25 year of same old same old and 360! LOL Dont get me started! $69 a year for what? IGN,Cross Chat, And demos??? WHAT! U guys r either stupid or stupid! Sony made 99% of the games 360 have and gave predictable Nintendo some new games! Sony is the heart of gaming and the only one actually coming up with new ideas for games where 360 and wii r still taking from what Sony gave them! Sony may not have a lot of fans but the few it has r the real games!
38. itachi65 on April 27th, 2011 10:51 am
    

    this isnt actually surprising or bad in anyway at best this is more a reason to get one… PS3 is practically a computer so it makes scene this would happen. And unlike like live its not that hard to take off your personal info.
39. MorningMoon on April 27th, 2011 12:08 pm
    

    A lack of patience also offers no inconvenience, and, really, this came out of the blue, they're out of service and their personal information is in danger, even if most Angry PSN Users say outrageous things, you can at least see their point, they have a right to vent off their rage against Sony, and regardless of how you see it, this is a spectacular failure from Sony.
40. MorningMoon on April 27th, 2011 12:19 pm
    

    So THAT'S how you hack the PSN!
41. pokenutter on April 27th, 2011 12:34 pm
    

    I can't possibly be the only one who thinks that it's hilarious that everyone seems to prefer shoddy hardware, poor games, and above all else the taint of Microsoft to a console that had its network hacked ONCE.
42. Solid_Spy on April 27th, 2011 1:05 pm
    

    I get the feeling that Sony gave Cave Johnson lemons…

    Oh boy… those combustible lemons sure did the trick on Sony's house.

    <img src="http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9900/shousedown.jpg&quot; />
43. Jimmy on April 27th, 2011 3:46 pm
    

    I remember back in my day when we had only ONE princess to save…man, those times sucked. Inb4princessharem
44. xxQu1ckSc0p3rxx on April 27th, 2011 5:17 pm
    

    THE HACKS!!!!!
45. general Mudkip on April 27th, 2011 6:48 pm
    

    What happened to sony could happen to anything else.Like PSN live could be hacked.Facebook could be hacked.ANYTHING can be hacked.Im not making this to strat arguments but im just pointing this out to you guys. rel="nofollow">This could even happen
46. Jimmy on April 28th, 2011 7:38 pm
    

    Someone needs to tell them to TRY HARDER or WOK FASTA!!!
47. FlareKitsu on May 1st, 2011 10:22 am
    

    So no games, steals your personal info…

    Anything else?

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