Sorry Darth_Destro, but if your Wii strap splits, you must acquit!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 9, 2011 · 9:53 PM |
Categories: Accessories, Awkward Moments, Capcom, Failure, Head Shot, Irony, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Phoenix Wright, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Systems, Weak Points, Wii · Leave a comment () 65 Comments |
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Judge: Let's put his guilt to a vote. If he's guilty, say "Eye"
Miles:
I want a Nintendo Wii for Christmas!
Mrs. Edgeworth:
Sorry, son, but you can't.
Miles:
What? Why not?
Mrs. Edgeworth:
Because you'll WiiMote your eye out!
I guess you could say that this was the day Phoenix Wright….
*Puts on shades*
Snapped.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amidoingitrite??? :O
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There were 6 reports today of wiimote related deaths…
The theory still allowed him to win the case by default since the prosecutor was out of commission.
The true reason Godot wears the visor. Too bad he wasnt in court that day…
OH GOD THIS ONE.
So old, yet so gold.
He should've kept his eyes peeled for an opening in the case.
I, personally, am surprised that I got a positive reply out of Grammar Berzerker, on a joke that required misspelling "Aye."
You know what's next
Headshot
Edgworth: The prosecution OHGOODGOD rests, your OHTHEPAIN honor.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
As you can clearly see, the break on this wrist-strap is completely different from the break on the plaintiff's wrist-strap!
Edgeworth: ARRRGHWhere are youOHGODgoing with this, Wright?ARGHWHYAREN'TYOUHELPINGME
Phoenix: Obviously either my strap was sabotaged…
OR THE PLAINTIFF'S WAS!
Wiimote to the head!
Well, I guess that Wii have a problem.
That's what he gets for not using the WiiMote condo- I MEAN Wiimote Jacket.
Psh, give people waggle, they complain the strap breaks and ruins their tvs. Lower the waggle and every other game console copies your shit. FUCK.
<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/ace%20attorney/fool2.png"> almost not related but still funny
Related.
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Serves you right Meta Knight!
But we can still agree that he was Wright in this case
Honour? WTF PHOENIX WRIGHT ISN'T BRITISH!
That's a lesson for you kids, always use a condom!
he shoulda said take that.
im sorry but the best jokes got taken already….
After that case, Edgeworth went on to sue Nintendo.
As their defense attorney, Phoenix tried to prove Edgeworth wrong by demonstration.
The strap broke, yet again, hitting Edgeworth in the other eye.
This lead to another law suit, another hearing, and, eventually, a wiimote in every part of Edgeworth's body.
Surprisingly, not the first time I have heard of this happening.
Given that there's the Wii version of the Ace Attorney series … I wonder with all that Wii-pointing when something like that will happen.
Old joke about a old complain is old.
Another option was offer to play a round of Wii bowling with Edgeworth then though the power of the Wii, become BFF's
Maybe Phoenix should've taken up darts after AA3 instead.
Over rule that, bitch.
i guess he got….
the point
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im sorry…bad even for me
Sir i think you just witnessed the epic fail.