A man has needs! And Gods only fall for lies so often!
By Matt G-raffe

HAVE SEX WITH APHRODITE, LIE TO NEPHESTASUS’ FACE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 3:23 AM

(181 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)

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Categories:
Adult Situations, Advice Meme, God of War, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment

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880434 Responses2011-04-01+07%3A23%3A02Shawn+Handyside to “HAVE SEX WITH APHRODITE, LIE TO NEPHESTASUS’ FACE”

DM1293 on April 1st, 2011 3:24 am

And this, my friends, is what I was warning you all about.

Shawn….you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD rel="nofollow"> I READ YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOK!

Now…there is only one thing left to do…*cracks knuckles and opens a meme generator* YOU WANT COURAGE KRATOS? YOU'LL GET COURAGE KRATOS SHAWN.
DrSexington on April 1st, 2011 3:28 am

So it begins….
Azurik on April 1st, 2011 3:30 am

I swear I will vote 5 stars on every Kratrolls submission posted today. WHO'S WITH ME?
Fission on April 1st, 2011 3:37 am

God DAMMIT, Handyside!
TCC on April 1st, 2011 3:42 am

I, for one, welcome our new Kratos overlord!
VyseRogueKing on April 1st, 2011 4:01 am

This is going to be a loooooong April fails day…
Bobomberman on April 1st, 2011 4:27 am

Suddenly, Kratos memes, thousands of them.
TehHoboGawd on April 1st, 2011 4:30 am

We need to celebrate the new Kratos meme by altering the "random" button into only showing Kratos memes… WHO'S WITH ME?
LOLCUNO on April 1st, 2011 4:47 am

Hey, this is already lame. :|
Annonith on April 1st, 2011 4:47 am

Even thou I hate courage Kratos… I hate to say it but… I really find it refreshing after an unstoppable stream of Pokemon/Hat Fortress 2/Minecraft jokes. I'm sorry I really do.
NekoKnight on April 1st, 2011 5:08 am

You all cursed and criticized the God of War submissions, and now look what happened; Kratloz! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SHAWN!

/falls into flaming sea of courage kratos submissions
Ze goggles… zhey do nothing!!
RemielChibus on April 1st, 2011 5:16 am

Aphrodite then wanted to give Kratos a makeover.

There were no survivors.
Corg on April 1st, 2011 5:27 am

Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus.
Timey16 on April 1st, 2011 5:55 am

"Finally Shawn decided to make the only reasonable choice to abandon this goodam noob f4g of the Masterchief !!!!!!!!11oneeleven

pr0-g4me3r like me always no that Kratos is teh best.

I don't even played his games. I just say it, because Masterchief sucks OMG LOL!"

Now insert some lame " why PS3 is teh best" comments, followed by Posts of Xbox fanboys about the PS3 "haz no g4m3z"

well i never played Halo either, I may own a PS3 but stay faithful to the PC and (Nintendo…)
Ichiinu on April 1st, 2011 6:06 am

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Marzen on April 1st, 2011 6:54 am

OBJECTION!

<img src="http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/ani-godot-gestures-mug.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

There is no such Greek god as Nephestasus! His name is Hephaestus!
tmotom on April 1st, 2011 9:41 am

Yes, It is Hephaestus. Anyone with half a brain could've told you that. Or someone who has played Bioshock 1 or 2… And everyone with half a brain could tell you that God of War sucks… All it is is repetitive gameplay until you reach a bossfight that's the easiest thing in the world. At least Viva Piñata had a challenge and a little bit of replay value…
Sceptilianblade on April 1st, 2011 5:17 pm

Ooh, nice combo breaker!
SadFace298 on April 2nd, 2011 12:01 am

isn't her husband Hephaestus? not Nephaestus….