He’s here to kick ass and stand on lawns… and he’s all out of lawns!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 10:27 AM |
Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Dinosaurs, Duke Nukem, Half-Life, Heavy Weapons, Left 4 Dead, Moving Violations, PC, Robots, Swordplay, Valve Software, Video Clips, Zombies · Leave a comment () 107 Comments |
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Chompski is so awesome, he did everything while both of his hands are inside his pocket
Can other heroes drive, wield a chainsaw, dual-wield guns and stab a T-Rex without using their hands?
Yeah, I don't think so
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Repo Men, Crysis 2, Duke Nukem, Gnome Chompski…
I'm calling it, Invaders Must Die goes with everything. Stand aside, Guile's Theme.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHOMPSKI!
so why cant it be made? where are all those dedicated modders when you need them to make this? now that its been thought of and appears on the internet theres no reason someone in highschool or college cant get his buddies together and do this for no pay and only for the opportunity to put it on their resume
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Is it ok that I'm afraid to go onto my front lawn now?
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Gnomes.
I knew this would happen, man. I knew the magnitude of their hidden power from the start. Zombie apocalypse? Can't stop the gnomes. Dinosaurs? Victory to the gnomes. The heroes have fallen. The gnomes still stand.
Oh, how they still stand.
I'M SORRY! I DID IT FOR AN ACHIEVEMENT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Kinda wish this was in Gnomeo and Juliet.
With Ellis as the sidekick, I'm assuming?
I'm hoping Valve is hard at work on this now instead of Episode 3.
Cool gnomes don't look at explosions.
the shot with him holding a chainsaw made me lose it.
"Are there any heroes left?"
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I found one!
oh please i do half of that stuff before breakfast
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Am I the only one who only knew this gnome from "Profound moments in Left4Dead2"?
No?
In that Case
"RAMEIREZ!!!!1!! SAVE PUPPYSKY!"
"RAMEIREZ!!1!!!! KILL THOSE ZOMBIES!"
"RAMIEREZ!11!!! BRING DVID BACK TO LIFE!"
"WHY WON'T YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!"
Talk about one badass 8.5 pounds.
The G is silent.
He won't be.
I think the final battle of this game should be Gnome Chompski vs. the evil gnomes from Fable 3.
Now all it needs is a gun that has tits and is on fire…and we'll have the ultimate game.
… your hurting slowpoke… YOU WILL DIE!!!!
NEED. MOD. NOW.
JUST LIKE HALF-LIFE 3!!!!!
… not funny… not punny… not bunny.
WHERES THE MEAT GRINDER?!?!?!
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*Glasses
(by the way, the hammer smashed the "glassus")
He is going to have a tough time with calculus if he is all out of ln's.
Alright, alright. I'll take care of it. Calm down, man.
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You're welcome.
Gnome's attitude while sitting on lawns: =D
Gnome's attitude while being rescued from zombies: =D
Gnome's attitude while riding t-rexes: =D
Gnome's attitude while slicing skeletons with katanas: =D
=D
Looks like those zombies were Gnome match for Mr. Chompski.
You know I've been meaning to ask, how old are you? Not in an offensive way or anything it's just.. something that occurs to me.
IMMA FAHRIN' MAH -1!!!!!!!!!
Id deffinatley buy that game.
It wasn't a typo, I just wrote it in "hurr durr"-ish.
im honestly suprised you havent got any more -1'I might just level it out.