It can be a scary thing when gamers attempt at romance! I’m not even sure if this should be considered a success or failure…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2011 · 11:59 AM
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A love is better than no love I suppose?
Also, your left shoulder came off. But who cares! You have the longest wire! :D
Considering all my other GameCube controllers are wireless…
Ok, fine -- the only reason I'm still with you is because you have a turbo button. There, happy??
And with your turbo button, oh so bright,
you'd mess up my games all damn night.
I love you like a Virtual Boy, you blinded me with your looks so now I don't care!
Someone gave me this once.
The maker of this valentine was like the PS3.
No game.
Wait … is that the mini-gamecube controller? That thing was brilliant for wave dashing in melee
I chose you because you're cheap.
It's just that I can't find the right way to touch you.
Also, there's a turbo button so I can go really fast, but I peter out too quickly.
youre all i got but we just can't seem to work together anymore. i got used to you being broken for so long but as much as i try to fix you theres nothing i can do other than move on. let's be honest it was fun and i never thought you were perfect but you were perfect for me. and yet, you changed. i cant press your buttons like i used to. you became so unyielding and stiff that we just cant even play anymore without me worrying you will just fall apart.
im sorry, its over
im getting an xbox 360
To be perfectly honest, I only got you for multiplayer…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mad Cats controller
Rhyming is hard
I dunno Shawn, I'm making a note here.
Huge success.
Am I the ONLY person who lost the game when they saw the controller?
You're like my first car
You're a hand-me-down that is barely still going
I've tried to touch you up with a few extra things, but it's only prolonging the inevitable
Your death will mark a new beginning in my life, where I will find something better suited to my needs, and will get me farther and support me better, and shall eventually serve it's purpose and be sent on, though you will always be the one I remember the best for being the first in this chain.
No, Hallmark didn't accept this one either, especially when they found out that I planned to make full use of the "open for a surprise" technology of their cards.
I actually liked my MadCatz, though that was more because it absorbed the greatness emanating from Tales of Symphonia to be unleashed in Melee games later on with White Marth, and it then absorb the tears of opponents who lost to "that gay looking emo teenager." Come to think of it, that glowing red dot and twisted design also struck home for some reason.
(And it was still better than a Wii controller for Brawl, but that's a whole different rambling joke)
That's against the rules isn't it?
I'm….I'm…..I'm not sure how I feel about this.
My wife got me a MadCatz controller for Valentine's Day.
OBJECTION!!!
All you can "hear"….
I don't know about any of you but every mad cat controller I had broke the next day. The only real reason I any of them was for turbo.
This is the valentines card of a gamer who USED to have a girlfriend.
You're the only controller I care for… because the other ones are nowhere to be found.
My MadCatz controller broke.
Is that a bad omen? ;__;