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Goomba Payback Time

Mario should thank God those power-ups are stored so high up in the air… if these little jerks could reach them he’d be in a lot of trouble.
Artwork by ZeroMayhem, video by Dorkly

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2011 · 3:25 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (196 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Artistic, Irony, NES, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Retro, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, Video Clips

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So, you're jumping on turtles one day, and all of a sudden, one of them gets this:

What do you do in response?



You up the mother-fuckin' ante, that's what you do.
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20 replies · active 744 weeks ago
You know what I just realized? You've never seen Bowser hurt a fly, (besides Mario), and yet Mario has slaughtered millions.
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10 replies · active 744 weeks ago
You could say that Koopa was
*sunglasses*
Starstruck
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
I've heard of people getting high on shrooms, but never of shrooms getting high on themselves!
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2 replies · active 743 weeks ago
Gary gets blamed for everything.
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5 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Looks like the Koopa...
*sunglasses*
was shell-shocked...
*removes glasses*
when reaching for the stars...
*explosion*
and having Mario stomp away his dreams.
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Just when you thought you could take a nice little stroll through world 1-1, BAM! Flaming Goombas and Star Koopas.
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
And in Super Paper Mario, a Koopa DOES get a star!
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11 replies · active 744 weeks ago
But... But...
The power ups are only for Mario and Luigi!!!
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8 replies · active 743 weeks ago
This makes no sense, Gary can't be the Goomba on the bottom's name because Gary's Girth would have lifted them straight up to the flower faster than a Pidgy flying to Pallet Town.
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No! Get 100 coins! Then attack him when he thinks you're dead!

Zombie Shrooms.
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
wow, the video is like a month or two old, I thought you would of posted it much earlier.
i know you heard this before, but have you checked your emails? I think I sent you a video from Dorkly before. :/
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ILLOGICAL!
The two goombas below would of have been normally been squishified.
Wait a moment, how did they even get the flower out in the first place?
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
The idea of a goomba eating a fire flower, then randomly catching fire and running around screaming is a funny one indeed.
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Whats gonna work? Teamwor- *Mario comes out of no where and takes the power up*
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
So, wait, if he jumps up and lands on another goomba, does said stepped on goomba not get killed?
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2 replies · active 744 weeks ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29kCbliw97A

Watch the whole thing if you like, but the scene two minutes in is the relevant part.
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11 replies · active 744 weeks ago
And who ends up getting the power up?
Gary thats who.
No not Gary the Goomba
But Gary MotherEffin Oak
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I dunno, fire powers didn't help the hammer bros. too much. :/
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And that, good sirs, is a demonstration of why you do not forget Evil Overlord Rule #6:
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them
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4 replies · active 744 weeks ago
If I were Gary (Not the Motherf***ing Oak one) I would hoist the top Goomba up to the pipe, THEN have the second stay on top of my head and jump after I jump, then the second one and first lift each other up and jump again. It's like Yoshi betrayal but without the neverending fall of doom.
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Silly goombas, Gary is known for his girth, not his height
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They only get it in Expert mode.
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Has there ever been a sprite mod where you get to play as a goomba? I think I'd play that.
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The artist for the image is ZeroMayhem on Deviantart from back in 2006. http://zeromayhem.deviantart.com/gallery/424530#/...
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Stupid koopa you had the chance to kill mario and you missed it!
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