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In case you're interested, there's a possible Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.

In case you’re interested, there’s a possible Donkey Kong kill screen coming up!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 12, 2011 · 7:00 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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Arcade, Donkey Kong, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Overkill, Retro

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Looks like DK

*shades*

Just went ape shit.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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18 replies · active 739 weeks ago
Looks like DK's having barrels of fun.
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8 replies · active 739 weeks ago
"No! Please don't beat my random plumber boyfriend up with your giant monkey arms of death!"

"Oh hey I didn't even know I had those."

And then we got this submission.
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4 replies · active 739 weeks ago
.....Critical Hit?
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8 replies · active 739 weeks ago
oh DK, you're always monkeying around!
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Are we sure this is Donkey Kong, and not a younger George from the Rampage series?
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
I... have nothing to say. Except...
First I derp'd
Then I srs'd.
...than I ran like a little girl after seeing DK's black, soulless eyes. Quite a bit like doll's eyes, actually.
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
O_O
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4 replies · active 739 weeks ago
FATALITY.
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
I descended my mountain for THIS!!!?!?!?
What a load of Tauros!!!
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So that's what happens when it's on like Donkey Kong...</lawsuit>
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That's terrible! The Lady's blood might contaminate the oil in that barrel. It would be crude in two ways.
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Donkey Kong wins:

ANIMALITY
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FINISH HIM!
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Big monkey arms or not, Mario eventually gains the ability to THROW FIRE.

Large apes are quite vulnerable to flame.

Hence why the Silverback Gorilla is now endangered, mostly due to forest fires.
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
That's weird. Since this is a kill screen, you'd expect that oil barrel to be on fire... or blown up already.

That barrel is
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1 reply · active 738 weeks ago
Smashing the monkey for mother Russia...
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!
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Looks like Donkey Kong

*shades*

Stopped monkeying around

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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So what does the Pac-Man kill screen look like?
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3 replies · active 739 weeks ago
FINISH HER!!!
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GAME OVER
Oh well. *pushes reset button*
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1 reply · active 739 weeks ago
At first I was disappointed that this wasn't the "Dramatic Mole Train" video that I submitted last week, then I saw me some 8-bit gore and it really didn't matter anymore. Bravo, bravo.
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This is what players do when the Halolz server plays on pl_donkeykong for 4 "extend map"s straight.
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 739 weeks ago
ANIMALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There goes my childhood...
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NOW he finally uses his giant monkey arms of death, surprise!
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And they thought that monkey mauling that chic's face was bad.......what?.......that was Diddy?!
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