Donkey Kong Kill Screen

92 Comments

1. EphEphEcksIII on January 12th, 2011 7:02 pm
   

   And they thought that monkey mauling that chic's face was bad…….what?…….that was Diddy?!
2. Leo E. on January 12th, 2011 7:03 pm
   

   FATALITY.
3. Gamage on January 12th, 2011 7:03 pm
   

   O_O
4. Daifuku on January 12th, 2011 7:03 pm
   

   …..Critical Hit?
5. Alpar on January 12th, 2011 7:03 pm
   

   "No! Please don't beat my random plumber boyfriend up with your giant monkey arms of death!"

   "Oh hey I didn't even know I had those."

   And then we got this submission.
6. Tael on January 12th, 2011 7:04 pm
   

   Looks like DK's having barrels of fun.
7. Gamage on January 12th, 2011 7:05 pm
   

   Looks like DK

   *shades*

   Just went ape shit.

   YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8. AuraMaster on January 12th, 2011 7:06 pm
   

   Are we sure this is Donkey Kong, and not a younger George from the Rampage series?
9. codemaster525 on January 12th, 2011 7:06 pm
   

   oh DK, you're always monkeying around!
10. FoxyMayo on January 12th, 2011 7:15 pm
    

    Big monkey arms or not, Mario eventually gains the ability to THROW FIRE.

    Large apes are quite vulnerable to flame.

    Hence why the Silverback Gorilla is now endangered, mostly due to forest fires.
11. uzumakiclan43 on January 12th, 2011 7:22 pm
    

    I… have nothing to say. Except…
    First I derp'd
    Then I srs'd.
    …than I ran like a little girl after seeing DK's black, soulless eyes. Quite a bit like doll's eyes, actually.
12. SSFF6B on January 12th, 2011 7:22 pm
    

    So what does the Pac-Man kill screen look like?
13. TheRedGrunt on January 12th, 2011 7:34 pm
    

    Looks like Donkey Kong

    *shades*

    Stopped monkeying around

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
14. Axel X on January 12th, 2011 7:40 pm
    

    Relevent!
15. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 12th, 2011 8:00 pm
    

    This is what players do when the Halolz server plays on pl_donkeykong for 4 "extend map"s straight.
16. chuckpebble on January 12th, 2011 8:57 pm
    

    At first I was disappointed that this wasn't the "Dramatic Mole Train" video that I submitted last week, then I saw me some 8-bit gore and it really didn't matter anymore. Bravo, bravo.
17. Mentlegen on January 12th, 2011 9:05 pm
    

    Donkey Kong wins:

    ANIMALITY
18. Red on January 12th, 2011 9:13 pm
    

    I descended my mountain for THIS!!!?!?!?
    What a load of Tauros!!!
19. 3K9 on January 12th, 2011 10:48 pm
    

    NOW he finally uses his giant monkey arms of death, surprise!
20. BTSnoogans on January 12th, 2011 11:01 pm
    

    That's terrible! The Lady's blood might contaminate the oil in that barrel. It would be crude in two ways.
21. GuessWho666 on January 12th, 2011 11:15 pm
    

    GAME OVER
    Oh well. *pushes reset button*
22. MasterLuigi452 on January 13th, 2011 1:33 am
    

    Smashing the monkey for mother Russia…
    YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!
23. BoxeyBrown on January 13th, 2011 2:32 am
    

    FINISH HER!!!
24. Exeospherex on January 13th, 2011 7:09 am
    

    There goes my childhood…
25. Solid_Spy on January 13th, 2011 9:15 am
    

    That's weird. Since this is a kill screen, you'd expect that oil barrel to be on fire… or blown up already.

    That barrel is
    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png&quot; />
26. TehVortex on January 13th, 2011 9:53 am
    

    So that's what happens when it's on like Donkey Kong…</lawsuit>
27. amped0808 on January 14th, 2011 11:39 pm
    

    ANIMALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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