The key to playing a good pyro has always been strategy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 8, 2011 · 3:12 AM
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My favorite part?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
What game is this for? The only game I know that has a Pyro that looks like that is about trading hats so all this 'kill it with fire' and 'capturing objectives' wouldn't make sense.
Has anyone here seen Office Space? Milton totally follows this chart, with a few tweaks, of course.
Of course, its when your "hudda hudda huh"-ing that the dead ringer spies getcha.
actually I hardly do W+M1 at all, and I play pyro all the time
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I should though. :I
"If all else fails, use Fire." Guess the Pyro took that advice to heart.
What if it doesn't die?
"Hudda Hudda Huh!" in the ancient Pyronian language roughly translates to "It's as easy as a flowchart"
Acient Pyro flowchart says man who burns shall be killed with fire!
Solution: Burn everything
They forgot the part that says
"Does it shoot a large projectile?"
—>No: Kill it with FIRE
—>Yes: Airblast the projectile. Is it dead yet? —> No: Kill it with FIRE
Kill all sons of b*tches
That is my official instruction.
Oh yeah and never let go of the fire button..
Nowadays you can do the general tf2 flowchart:
Are you trading hats?
No: Stop playing the worlds finest hat trading mmorpg.
Yes: Carry on playing the worlds finest hat trading mmorpg.
I'm sorry to inform you all, but this only applies to a Pyro without a obligations of being a Utility Pyro, unlike myself. The definition of Utility Pyro refers to any Pyro that places Homewrecking sappers or extinguishing team-mates on fire at a higher priority rather than to kill things with fire. Of course, this could only mean that unless one is a mediocre Pyro or a back-burning one, this flowchart is quite inaccurate.
Disregard that I will still hunt down and burn anything that touches my glove to the depths of hell and back.
How come I never notice this stop-playing-and-trade-hats thing? Maybe because I play on european servers o_O?
Kill it with fire is also an answer for "What do you do with witches?"
Is it on fire? (Yes) —> Apply Axtinguisher Until Dead
Is it dead and a spy? (Yes) —-> Spaz out with flamethrower to make sure entire area is both on fire and the spy is dead.
Do you have the Intel? (Yes) —-> What the hell are you doing reading this flowchart, You're obviously too skilled to play Pyro you noob. Go home and be a soldier man!
Heavy Flow Chart
Does it move?
Yes: Shoot it
No: Shoot it
Is it hurting your medic?
Yes: Shoot it
No Shoot it anyway
Is it a scout meleeing you?
Yes: Go Heavy Turtle and wait for Death
No: Shoot it
Did you just hear a spy de-cloak?
Yes: Turn up mouse sensitivity and shoot EVERYWHERE!
No: Shoot Everywhere
Do you have a medic?
Yes: Win by Default
No: Die by Default
Oh and don't forget:
Is it far away?
—> Yes —> Kill it with FLARE
—> No —> Kill it with FIRE
I'd imagine the spy flowchart would reach the ceiling.
demoman would be:
Are you demopan/demoknight/Talibanman?
Y-charge toward whatever moves and demopan then run away while spamming grenades
N-continue
Are You on defense?
Y-spam stickies
N-spam grenades
http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/30/weezil-slipshadow/
I hope this thing works
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well at least now we know the nationality of the pyro…poor and irish
I'd just like to point out that the unfortunate yet inevitable end of the Pyro flowchart is hide. There is no win. There is no end in sight except to hide. If you play Pyro, you can never escape until you hide. Thankfully, there's also no dead option.
IMMORTAL PYRO!!!!! HUDDA HUDDA HUH!
I'm actually the guy who made this, and I have to say, that's a freaking amazing idea, and I'm adding it to the description on its dA page.
xDDD